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I love you, Pumpkin.

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March 26, 2021, 08:40 PM
LS1 GTO
I love you, Pumpkin.
I love you, Honey Bunny.






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers



March 26, 2021, 09:11 PM
ss9961
Tell that bitch to be cool!
March 26, 2021, 11:45 PM
Lord Vaalic
We're all gonna be like 3 little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
March 27, 2021, 02:50 AM
benny6
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN!!!!


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March 27, 2021, 12:08 PM
2012BOSS302
Jules, you give the fucking nimrod 1500 dollars and I'll shoot him on general principle.




Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
March 27, 2021, 12:16 PM
corsair
You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don’t.
March 27, 2021, 07:05 PM
Balzé Halzé
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


~Alan

Acta Non Verba
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God, Family, Guns, Country

Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

"Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle
March 28, 2021, 11:16 AM
64dodge
Honey, since I left you, this has been, without a doubt the single weirdest fuckin' day of my life.
March 28, 2021, 11:21 AM
Prefontaine
Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigga's skull!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
March 28, 2021, 12:27 PM
BigSwede
Nah man, I'm pretty fuckin far from OK



March 28, 2021, 01:12 PM
p226gsd
And Mr 9mm here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.
March 28, 2021, 03:34 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
Does he look like a bitch!?



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
March 28, 2021, 05:02 PM
Legal Beagle
Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger!


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April 02, 2021, 04:16 PM
Ryanp225
I'm the foot fuckin master! I don't be tickling or nothing.
April 02, 2021, 07:04 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
I'm the foot fuckin master! I don't be tickling or nothing.


Would you give a man a foot massage?






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers



April 02, 2021, 08:03 PM
MikeGLI
Butch: You looking at something, friend?
Vincent: You ain't my friend, palooka.
Butch: What was that?
Vinent: You heard me just fine, punchy.




NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
April 02, 2021, 08:17 PM
benny6
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?


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April 02, 2021, 08:50 PM
apprentice
We should have brought shotguns.
April 02, 2021, 09:03 PM
Jimbo Jones
Two things: one, don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business.


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
April 02, 2021, 11:38 PM
Pale Horse
I’m Winston Wolf. I solve problems.




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