"...because I can't concentrate when you do that."
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
Posts: 18023 | Location: Sonoma County, CA | Registered: April 09, 2004
"Jack" what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!
Posts: 23392 | Location: Florida | Registered: November 07, 2008
Originally posted by Hound Dog: If I'm not back in 15 minutes, call the President.
It’s “And if we’re not back by dawn, call the President.”
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
Posts: 18023 | Location: Sonoma County, CA | Registered: April 09, 2004
___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors
Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
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Posts: 1951 | Location: T-town in the 253 | Registered: January 16, 2013
"Ol' Jack always says...what the hell?"This message has been edited. Last edited by: Orguss,
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
Posts: 18023 | Location: Sonoma County, CA | Registered: April 09, 2004
"This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talkin’ to whoever’s listenin’ out there."
"Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
