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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
MODEL "T" FORD AND A TANK FULL OF GAS. MOUTH FULL OF PUSSY AND A HAND FULL OF ASS The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom |
or was that... HAND FULL OF PUSSY AND A MOUTH FULL OF ASS The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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It makes a distinctive sound when fired at us. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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"Raise your chin up...higher" | |||
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Still finding my way |
I said don't give the prick the satisfaction.......... Sir. | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
improvise, adapt, overcome | |||
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The Once and Future SIG Shooter |
Why don't I just bend you over that table and nail you in the keester? I'll send you home with a "I just pumped the neighbor's cat look on your face." | |||
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Amateur Astronomer |
With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me. Alcohol Tobacco Firearms Who brought the chips and dip? Jim | |||
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"Member" |
It seemed like the thing to do at the time. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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| Member |
You're dead marine! You just got your legs blown off, and we have to send a search party out for your testicles. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Swede... Swede... Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie outta my face before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it. | |||
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| The Quiet Man |
Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared. | |||
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You're in the wrong ambush site. ------------------------------ "They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin "So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause." - Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith) | |||
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Member |
We're Marines, sir. We're paid to adapt, to improvise. ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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| Banned |
Major, you are beginning to bore me. | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
If you ladies think that you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy, well queer bait, you're going to start acting like Marines right now! "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine "No more short time". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact! "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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