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Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?


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Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
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It's not as though he's a set of car keys.




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"What the fuck is that?"
"Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol."
"It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent."
"Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?"
"You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses."



"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
 
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No, not like
Bill Clinton
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Hey, I thought you said he was a get a way driver. What the fuck can he get away from eh?



 
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War Damn Eagle!
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Hence the expression - "As greedy as a pig".


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Degs! Y'like degs?
 
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Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
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And the boys get a pair-dem shoes.




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...and that made him tougher than a coffin nail.


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I fookin' hate parkies.
 
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Originally posted by Vgex:
I fookin' hate parkies.


Pikeys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikey
 
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"Get us a cup o tea Errol"




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Ice age heat wave,
cant complain.
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Sit down and shut up, you big bald fuck.




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Posts: 9676 | Location: Orlando, Florida | Registered: July 12, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:
You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?


Bullet Tooth Tony, and his friend Desert Eagle... Point Five-Oh.

What have they got to do with anything?

They're both staring straight at me...

[tap,tap,tap...]

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity...


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"Ah, Tyrone, you silly fat bastard."




 
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Get my pies
outta the oven!

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What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?

Five minutes, Turkish.

It was two minutes five minutes ago!


 
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