|Fly High, A.J.|
Why did Superman stand there with hands on hips when the bad guy shot him in the chest, but duck when he threw the empty gun at his head?
What was the Flying Nun's maximum attainable altitude.
Why did Circus Boy's baby elephant "Bimbo" not grow up in two years?
Why didn't we ever guess that baby Bimbo's caretaker was a baby Monkee?
|Why don’t you fix your little |
problem and light this candle
The most unsatisfying ending ever.
My favorite are the Darma episodes. It was like the writers didnt watch the previous seasons/episodes.
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson
Why did no one notice Supermsan's disguise was combing his hair differently and a pair of glasses?
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
On BJ and the Bear who did Greg Evigan get away with driving around with a chimp for 4+ seasons without it eating someones face off (like the lady on Oprah).
On CHiPs why did very accident have to be a 20 car pileup yet no one ever died?
|Unapologetic Old |
How did the A Team and GI Joe touch off tens of thousands of automatic weapons rounds, blow up cars and ships, and nobody ever got hit?
Why are there ramps and construction on every road in Hazard County?
- "This town reminds me of something in the bible."
- "Which part?"
- "The part right before god gets angry"
If it was raining, did Bo and Luke just let the car get wet when they went in somewhere?
It seems that there’s a county in Georgia that never has inclement weather, no rain, snow, not even excessively hot or cold days. If for some reason you welded you’re car doors shut and had no glass in you’re windows you could drive year round worrying only about how the wind might affect you’re hair.
No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain
|Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes|
Is there any rank of Navy or Marine personnel that hasn't been dead on NCIS? Petty Officers just take a beating that way.
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa
|We gonna get some |
oojima in this house!
On some episodes of Sanford and Son, Achoo is Chinese. On another episode, he opened a Japanese restaurant in the Sanford home.
That’s always bothered me.
TCB all the time...
|Casuistic Thinker and Daoist|
What, you don't think Chinese people can cook Japanese food?
Of the 20+ local Japanese restaurants, only 3 are run by Japanese. The largest Sushi place in town is run by Chinese folks...I can tell by the yelling in the kitchen
As a practical matter it is much easier to run a Japaneses restaurant than a Chinese one...there are fewer expectations of the menu.
No, Daoism isn't a religion
On The High Chaparral, why was it that the bad guys always attacked the front/main gate of the ranch where everybody was, instead of the back or sides?
What do you think the word, "High" referred to?? It could have been called the Low Chaparral.
And every truck was carrying some kind of highly flammable or explosive chemical.
|Slayer of Agapanthus|
Why didn't Sledge Hammer patent his 'Loudener'?
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
|The Unmanned Writer|
Why did the A-Team use magic sparking bullets and how did said bullets cause trucks to flip over?
Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.
Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
"All Californians, like all citizens of the United States, have a fundamental Constitutional right to keep and bear common and dangerous arms. The nation’s Founders used arms for self-protection, for the common defense, for hunting food, and as a check against tyranny." Judge Benitez - March 2019
General 'Bull' Fullbright was shot and killed on The A Team. Then there was that time at the elephant reserve...
They veered into Hazzard County and really sucked at lining up for the ramp.
My other Sig is a Steyr...
|Little ray |
Car 54, where are you?
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
"Dallas" 1986 season. Bobby Ewing dies in an accident, and is written off the show. He's gone. Dead.
But then at the start of the next season, it is revealed that his "death" only occurred in a dream of his significant other, Pam Ewing.
Did the writers plan this clever (even brilliant) scheme all along, or after Bobby's death, did they realize they screwed up, and had to bring Bobby back for the sake of ratings?
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