Did we just become best friends???
"Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..."
|Live Slow, |
Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
- John Wayne in "The Shootist"
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
Well thank you pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.
|stupid beyond |
Oh I think I got it... Paaaannnnddddd.
What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin
Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke
I speak jive.
Every time I hear Andrea Bocelli, I hear Boats and Hoes. Funnily it hasn't ruined his music for me. Prestige Worldwide!
There is something good and motherly about Washington, the grand old benevolent National Asylum for the helpless.
- Mark Twain The Gilded Age
You smell like cheesecake and scotch.
Yes, Para does appreciate humor.
|Membership has its privileges|
You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
Niech Zyje P-220
Love me a Catalina Wine Mixer
| Get my pies|
outta the oven!
"I wanna roll you up in a little ball and shove you up my vagina... You could just live there, it's warm and it's cozy... Oh I'd just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch it's your hair on my vagina!"
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