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I am the VP of the biggest executuve helicopter leasing company on the Western seaboard.
April 14, 2017, 11:04 PM
46and2I am the VP of the biggest executuve helicopter leasing company on the Western seaboard.
I haven't had a carb since 2004!
April 15, 2017, 12:06 AM
ravens1775The Catalina f*ckin' wine mixer!
April 15, 2017, 09:42 PM
sig239dlehr"POW!!"
April 15, 2017, 09:50 PM
patwBoats and hoes
April 15, 2017, 11:28 PM
Protein anchorPand...there's a D on the end.
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Tony
Guns in my collection:
Awaiting next purchase
April 16, 2017, 06:02 PM
oddballquote:
Originally posted by ravens1775:
The Catalina f*ckin' wine mixer!
It's the Catalina Fuckin' Wine Mixer.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
April 16, 2017, 07:09 PM
rwdflynavyThere's so much more room for activities!!
"To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason
chartprepping.com Retirement Planning and Random Musings from a Military Perspective
April 16, 2017, 07:32 PM
RogueJSKWhy are you sweating?
... I was watching Cops.
April 16, 2017, 07:43 PM
jljonesTonight I'm going to pleasure myself at the image of you punching Derek
April 16, 2017, 07:51 PM
P-220I tea bagged your drum set.
Niech Zyje P-220
Steve
April 16, 2017, 07:51 PM
PrefontaineSuppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
April 16, 2017, 08:33 PM
P-220Stay golden Pony Boy!
Niech Zyje P-220
Steve
April 16, 2017, 08:58 PM
AndybThe clown has no penis
"Pickin' stones and pullin' teats is a hard way to make a living. But, sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails."
"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled." April 16, 2017, 11:06 PM
T-BohnI got a belly full of white dogshit!
April 16, 2017, 11:31 PM
Jus228Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Yup!
!~God Bless the U.S. Military~!
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
April 17, 2017, 08:43 AM
ss9961Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
April 17, 2017, 03:30 PM
mo4040"The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria..."
My son dragged me to this movie when it came out. I was in tears from all the laughs I had.
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"just look at the flowers..."
April 17, 2017, 04:50 PM
Protein anchorI almost choked to death in my seat during the boats and hoes song.
Literally. Hilarious.
Was that a fart?
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Tony
Guns in my collection:
Awaiting next purchase
April 17, 2017, 06:59 PM
ravens1775quote:
Originally posted by Jus228:
Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Yup!
Did we just become best friends?
Yup.
April 17, 2017, 07:06 PM
MikeGLIquote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Why are you sweating?
... I was watching Cops.
I know your lying, we both know COPS doesn't come on until 4.
NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.