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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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I haven't had a carb since 2004!
 
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The Catalina f*ckin' wine mixer!
 
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"POW!!"
 
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Boats and hoes
 
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Professor Smack-Down
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Pand...there's a D on the end.


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Awaiting next purchase
 
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Get Off My Lawn
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The Catalina f*ckin' wine mixer!


It's the Catalina Fuckin' Wine Mixer.



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There's so much more room for activities!!




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Fighting the good fight
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Why are you sweating?

... I was watching Cops.
 
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Tonight I'm going to pleasure myself at the image of you punching Derek


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I tea bagged your drum set.


Niech Zyje P-220

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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.



You lousy corksuckers, you have violated my fargin rights.
 
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Stay golden Pony Boy!


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Get on the fifty!
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The clown has no penis




When in doubt, pinky out.
 
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I got a belly full of white dogshit!
 
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Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Yup!


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Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!
 
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"The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria..."


My son dragged me to this movie when it came out. I was in tears from all the laughs I had.


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I almost choked to death in my seat during the boats and hoes song.

Literally. Hilarious.

Was that a fart?


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Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

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Did we just become best friends?

Yup.
 
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Ice age heat wave,
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Why are you sweating?

... I was watching Cops.


I know your lying, we both know COPS doesn't come on until 4.




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