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I'm not laughing
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"What a filthy job!
Could be worse.
WORSE? How could it be worse?
Could be raining."
Thunder crashes, deluge starts




Rolan Kraps
SASS Regulator
Gainesville, Georgia.
NRA Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home
 
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Hop head
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"Careful man, there's a beverage here!



www.chesterfieldarmament.com
 
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Normality Contraindicated
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"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets."


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Though we choose between reality and madness
It's either sadness or euphoria
 
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Muzzle flash
aficionado
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"Gee, it's so quiet in here you can hear a fish fart."

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
 
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Political Cynic
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wow - you musta been really something before electricity



"As I take man's last step from the surface, back home for some time to come – but we believe not too long into the future – I'd like to just say what I believe history will record. That America's challenge of today has forged man's destiny of tomorrow. And, as we leave the Moon at Taurus–Littrow, we leave as we came and, God willing, as we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind.
Godspeed the crew of Apollo 17."

"I'm only myself when I have a guitar in my hands." - George Harrison


 
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Thank you
Very little
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What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.



 
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"touch that gun and I'll kill ya"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_SOrnrP8J4





Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.



Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
 
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One word: Plastics.
 
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The Unmanned Writer
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There's two I forgot about, which I use at work, one of which I just used during a phone conference:

"Enough with the negative waves, Moriarty."

and

"Better living through better chemistry - Monsanto" (actually a commercial but almost always guaranteed to rub a snowflake and/or millennial the wrong way. Big Grin)









Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.


 
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"Get on the boat, do your job, get back home again."


drendean
 
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From Beerfest (I may get a few minor details wrong)

“Hey Landfill didn't you used to work at the Brewery ?”

“Those motherfuckers! They brew 10,000 bottles a day and I take 45 off the line and I’m the asshole!”
 
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A Grateful American
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"Well, you know what I mean... he's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. .... That's it."

Vinnie's response on phonecall to Jimmy about Tommy's "being made".




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
 
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Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.


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I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
JALLEN 10/18/18
 
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Barbarian at the Gate
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You're gonna need a bigger boat.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum.



“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”
― John Adams

"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie."
- Principal Skinner.


 
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california
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All right Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
 
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A Grateful American
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"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore..."




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
 
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" A MAN'S GOT TO KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS"-Eastwood
" Come out to the coast, we'll get together,have a few laughs"- McClane
 
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SO many.

How about some love for Bruce Campbell and AoD.

This is my...BOOMSTICK!
 
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"Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks!" - Slim Pickens


We often meet our destiny on the road we took to avoid it.
 
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Peripheral Visionary
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"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory."





 
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