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So me and Bill were patrolling out 9 mile

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July 27, 2020, 10:33 AM
83v45magna
So me and Bill were patrolling out 9 mile
Bill Roberts?

No not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker!
July 27, 2020, 11:30 AM
YooperSigs
Son, you got a panty on your head!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
July 27, 2020, 12:33 PM
Belwolf
Aw, it ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.



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― John Adams

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July 27, 2020, 02:34 PM
Chuck Perry
There's a spherical object, resting on the highway, and it ain't a piece of the car!
July 27, 2020, 02:44 PM
LastCubScout
"Goddamnit, you never leave a man behind! WHOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
July 27, 2020, 03:30 PM
oilpatch29
Edwina's insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase.


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July 27, 2020, 05:40 PM
k5blazer
You gotta get 'em dip-tet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision
July 27, 2020, 06:23 PM
ASKSmith
My friends call me Lenny, but I got no friends.


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I apologize now...
July 27, 2020, 07:01 PM
cas
Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real bad.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

July 28, 2020, 06:49 AM
Chuck Perry
They had Yoda's and shit on 'em!
August 01, 2020, 09:35 AM
AUTiger89
Son, you're not just telling us what we want to hear?

No sir, no way.

Cause we just wanna hear the truth.

Well, I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

Son, didn't we just tell you not to do that!

Yes sir.

Okay, then.




Phone's ringing, Dude.
August 01, 2020, 10:20 AM
corsair
Now, take that diaper off your head, and put it back on your sister!
August 01, 2020, 11:20 AM
benny6
“We released ourselves on our own recognizance.”


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