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E tan e epi tas |
I just watched this movie again for the first time in a long time and there are some fantastic one liners and gags. I RARELY laugh out loud if I am watching something on my own but this is one of them.  "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | ||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Not you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back... What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
Now, give me money. Or I shoot him. And I shoot alll you motherfuckers, and then we take it. Your choice, bitches. | |||
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"She beats him" "It was twice and I was out of line, she's strong-willed. And I respect that" | |||
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So long, gay boys. The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
"You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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"You are literally too stupid to insult". Living the Dream | |||
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| Sigforum K9 handler |
Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Instructions and shit. | |||
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| E tan e epi tas |
Oh it’s easy. You just pour kerosine over a ferret and light him at both ends and put him in. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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I look like a nerdy hillbilly The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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War Damn Eagle! |
It’s not illegal, it’s just frowned upon. Like masterbating on an airplane. | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
"I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too." "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Thanks Bin Laden The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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I've found a baby before The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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| Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
In the face! In the fa-ace!! What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | |||
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NOT UP IN HERE! The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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| War Damn Eagle! |
"Couldn't find a meter, but here's four bucks." | |||
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| Live for today. Tomorrow will cost more  |
"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you." suaviter in modo, fortiter in re | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
"The Best Little Chapel...do you know where that is?" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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| Leatherneck |
I do. It’s at the corner of get a map and fuck off. “Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014 | |||
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