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| It's too tight.
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| It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be. |
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War Damn Eagle!

| Pint of the Black Stuff, Landlord. |
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| Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck
********************* “I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.”
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| You can keep keep the silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift him.
---------------------------------- This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato
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Get my pies outta the oven!

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| Posts: 24270 | Location: Pennsylvania | Registered: November 12, 2007 |  
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| quote: Originally posted by cas: It's too tight.
You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
Do you know what this means? It means I am a member of a gang, only we have badges, which means you are done. |
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| I didn't see it there. |
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Ice age heat wave, cant complain.

| quote: Originally posted by Citadel: I didn't see it there.
It's a 4 ton truck, Tyrone!
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| And she's terribly partial to periwinkle blue boys |
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| Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night. Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
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| Posts: 826 | Location: Alabama | Registered: May 20, 2003 |  
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| It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
We often meet our destiny on the road we took to avoid it.
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| Posts: 1601 | Location: W. Central NH | Registered: October 05, 2008 |  
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