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It's Melon man. He's throwing the greatest party of all time! The whole world is there. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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...about what, I have no idea.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

 
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Still finding my way
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Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
 
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Fly High, A.J.
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The answer is...4?
 
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whoever wrote that paper doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Straighten out my Longfellow.
 
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Unhyphenated American
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Why don't you call me some time, when you have no class?


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You look like the poster child for birth control.



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
 
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We were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth sign. She's a Water sign. Together we made mud.
 
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I feel like I just gave birth, to an accountant!



“I used to be totally into Steve Vai and Joe Satriani and other shredders, and I tried to emulate what they did and really grow as a guitarist,” Mr. Hanneman said in “Louder Than Hell.” “Then I said, ‘I don’t think I’m that talented, but more important, I don’t care.’ ”
 
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What's with the midget?
 
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No, no, I never get physical. I just get upset.
When I get upset, he gets physical.
 
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Back, and
to the left
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Ooh I love teachers. You do something wrong and they make you do it over again.
 
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non ducor, duco
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Don't mind Lou - he's only the second generation in his family to stand up straight.




First In Last Out
 
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Whats a bath without bubbles?
Hey Bubbles.
 
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I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter. She corrected it.
 
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Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.


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Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli.
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I went to see my doctor
Told him I need a vasectomy
I’d hate to knock up the mistress
He said with a face like mine, I’m not knocking anybody up
 
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