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YOU THERE! What's going on here?

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August 09, 2019, 03:19 PM
Prefontaine
YOU THERE! What's going on here?
It's Melon man. He's throwing the greatest party of all time! The whole world is there. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
August 09, 2019, 03:28 PM
cas
...about what, I have no idea.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

August 09, 2019, 03:39 PM
Ryanp225
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
August 09, 2019, 04:16 PM
tk13
The answer is...4?
August 09, 2019, 08:45 PM
Lord Vaalic
whoever wrote that paper doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
August 10, 2019, 07:23 AM
Batty67
Straighten out my Longfellow.
August 10, 2019, 07:32 AM
Floyd D. Barber
Why don't you call me some time, when you have no class?


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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August 10, 2019, 09:11 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
You look like the poster child for birth control.



"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
August 10, 2019, 09:31 AM
rat2306
We were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth sign. She's a Water sign. Together we made mud.
August 10, 2019, 09:53 AM
UpTheIrons
I feel like I just gave birth, to an accountant!



“I used to be totally into Steve Vai and Joe Satriani and other shredders, and I tried to emulate what they did and really grow as a guitarist,” Mr. Hanneman said in “Louder Than Hell.” “Then I said, ‘I don’t think I’m that talented, but more important, I don’t care.’ ”
August 10, 2019, 04:37 PM
Batty67
What's with the midget?
August 10, 2019, 05:37 PM
dsiets
No, no, I never get physical. I just get upset.
When I get upset, he gets physical.
August 11, 2019, 11:57 AM
83v45magna
Ooh I love teachers. You do something wrong and they make you do it over again.
August 11, 2019, 02:01 PM
Nickelsig229
Don't mind Lou - he's only the second generation in his family to stand up straight.




First In Last Out
August 11, 2019, 02:26 PM
PeteF
Whats a bath without bubbles?
Hey Bubbles.
August 12, 2019, 02:28 PM
rat2306
I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter. She corrected it.
August 14, 2019, 09:08 AM
mlazarus
Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.


Ignem Feram
August 14, 2019, 09:46 AM
PD
I went to see my doctor
Told him I need a vasectomy
I’d hate to knock up the mistress
He said with a face like mine, I’m not knocking anybody up