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YOU THERE! What's going on here?
August 09, 2019, 03:19 PM
PrefontaineYOU THERE! What's going on here?
It's Melon man. He's throwing the greatest party of all time! The whole world is there. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life!
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
August 09, 2019, 03:28 PM
cas...about what, I have no idea.
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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
August 09, 2019, 03:39 PM
Ryanp225Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
August 09, 2019, 04:16 PM
tk13The answer is...4?
August 09, 2019, 08:45 PM
Lord Vaalicwhoever wrote that paper doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day August 10, 2019, 07:23 AM
Batty67Straighten out my Longfellow.
August 10, 2019, 07:32 AM
Floyd D. BarberWhy don't you call me some time, when you have no class?
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
August 10, 2019, 09:11 AM
two-two-niner-romeoYou look like the poster child for birth control.
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
August 10, 2019, 09:31 AM
rat2306We were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth sign. She's a Water sign. Together we made mud.
August 10, 2019, 09:53 AM
UpTheIronsI feel like I just gave birth, to an accountant!
“I used to be totally into Steve Vai and Joe Satriani and other shredders, and I tried to emulate what they did and really grow as a guitarist,” Mr. Hanneman said in “Louder Than Hell.” “Then I said, ‘I don’t think I’m that talented, but more important, I don’t care.’ ” August 10, 2019, 04:37 PM
Batty67What's with the midget?
August 10, 2019, 05:37 PM
dsietsNo, no, I never get physical. I just get upset.
When I get upset, he gets physical.
August 11, 2019, 11:57 AM
83v45magnaOoh I love teachers. You do something wrong and they make you do it over again.
August 11, 2019, 02:01 PM
Nickelsig229Don't mind Lou - he's only the second generation in his family to stand up straight.
First In Last Out August 11, 2019, 02:26 PM
PeteFWhats a bath without bubbles?
Hey Bubbles.
August 12, 2019, 02:28 PM
rat2306I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter. She corrected it.
August 14, 2019, 09:08 AM
mlazarusGood answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
Ignem Feram
August 14, 2019, 09:46 AM
PDI went to see my doctor
Told him I need a vasectomy
I’d hate to knock up the mistress
He said with a face like mine, I’m not knocking anybody up