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But more specifically, you should never pull this hand-operating lever to the rear.

-Never.

Do not push a clip of ammunition down into the feed rollers here.

-No, sir, never.

You never restore this lever to firing position. Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed.

-No, sir.

Never depress operator's foot triggers here, here and at the rear here.

-Never
 
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It's big. The biggest one here. You know what else?
It's got a lot of range. You know what I mean by range, don't you? I mean, it can stay up for a long time. A very long time.
And it's built firm and solid. Because it has to be. Because of its tremendous forward thrust. And when this baby delivers its payload... devastating.
 
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