At some point in your life, you will buy a Glock and secretly fall in love with it. You'll fondle it late at night and engage in the Love that Dares not Speak it's Name.
You'll build a special compartment for it in your bomb shelter. You'll give it a name - Francine or some stupid-ass thing like that.
But you'll never admit it. You'll live a closeted life and die a bitter old man.
It doesn't have to be like that, y'know. Just own up and be free.
Glucks is junk. You lubes them wif Le doodoo du chien.
I think Franz is a better name, being they're Austrian and all.
My love for the Grock is no secret.
"Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself."
Didn't think i'd warm up to a glock till I found a good deal on a used 23, that one changed my mind.
A Glock will be the next pistol I buy after I buy a P230 in .22lr.
I will show off my new Glock and P230 at the luncheon I will attend hosted by The Eagle.
Buster - "THE SENILITY PRAYER
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway; the good fortune to run into the ones I do; and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until .......
My 26 is a great shooter. Plus I don't feel bad using it as my carry/beater gun!
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Unless they are made to fit better in my hands and feel comfortable, I don't think so........EVAR.
Practice does NOT make perfect. Perfection is an Ideal and thus cannot exist in the real world. To seek perfection is to set yourself up for failure. Instead, strive for Excellence. Excellence is an attainable goal -Coach George Yamamoto, Mililani High School, RIP
|Just sane enough|
to know I'm crazy
Alright...should I get the 17 or 19?
I've tried to resist and I can't...I just can't, dammit...
"A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
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I agree you will buy the glock you will love it.
"No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he is vigilant in its preservation" General Douglas MacArthur
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If ammo ever becomes available again... I'm going to buy a 19 and NEVER clean or maintain it and see how long I can shoot it straight out of the box till it fails.
Just wish they had nicer feeling triggers.
"...a nine millimeter only kills your body. The .45... that kills your soul."
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Highway to Hell
So what did you name your Glock?
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I fired a Glock once and that was enough for me. If you enjoy it , that is fine.
The same thing I name all my guns- Mine.
We understand. It's hard to admit your closeted love for the Glock. But it's a Living Hell, man, living that lie. The Truth shall set you free! Admit the truth and join us, brother!
It's true. You've got me! I have a G27... I sit in my man cave fondling her in all of her .40 cal goodness. Ahh the smell of her polymer goodness.
Hi... I'm "myrottiety" and I own a glock and I like it.
Train how you intend to Fight
Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat.
"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
I don't want no teenage queen, All I want is a GLOCK 19!
I remember the first time I saw Gertrude.
She belonged to another.
She'd had others before...they didn't respect her.
When I'm holding her she forgets about all the rest.
Shush Gertrude shhhhhhhh....
It's alright now.
When you hear gunshots, you know what time it is.
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21SF, the boys over in Smyrna even named it after the Sig Forum.
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout" R.I.P. R.A.H.
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The topic should read some day you will own an S&W M&P.
I own both and many Glock guys as well as many Police are switching to the M&P
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