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A 0.501" 306 grain bullet in a 4.5" brass case, large primer, and over 31.0 grains of Bullseye fired from a double-barrel pistol with a brace that is designed to weigh 7.1 pounds with a 11" barrel and an OAL of 39".
0.501" because it is the largest diameter bullet you can cram into a .50 caliber modern firearm.
306 for the number of Electoral College votes he received.
4.5" for the number of his Presidency.
31.0 grains because his net worth is estimated at $3.10B.
Bullseye, because he has had one painted on him since announcing his candidacy.
Pistol with a brace because the 16" limit is nonsense.
Double barrel for two terms in office.
7.1 pounds for his age.
11" for Barron Trump's age.
39" for Melania's age.
I'm going to name it the .50 MAGA.
Nice is overrated
And people wonder why I carry a SIG P320
Death to Terrorists
Support our troops, and our veterans.
New favorite quote from the golf course: "It's not the club, son."
Now think of one for Barack...and Billary...
Get over yourself. You're not that special unless you walked on the moon or received the Medal of Honor. Correct me if I'm wrong if it makes you feel a little more superior.
Sounds like you hit the nail on the head and should be good to go.
Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck
Maybe 45 MAGA, since he's #45?
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and a good cigar
Also, maybe make it an Armor Piercing round!This message has been edited. Last edited by: Johnny 3eagles,
Let the enemy come till he’s almost close enough to touch. Then let him have it and jump out and finish him up with your hatchet.
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Sounds good. You need to come up with something about the price - like - it will be free to registered Republicans, or something like that.
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I think maybe 31 grains of Bullseye might be a little hot. H-110 would be a better choice (but not the name).
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual."
Fuck that, we'll pay for our ammo. Asking for free shit is the way of the Democrats.
"They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause."
- Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith)
So that would be loaded into a MAGAZINE?
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