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Don't forget horse breeding!


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Maybe they will move on to protesting milk; you know, having to touch and squeeze cow titties to get it. That's cow sexual assault, it is right there.
I like the way you think. I think we might be able to find a position for you in the Mnistry of Bullshit.
 
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"come rape my 6 foot 200lb ass mister" Big Grin

That she has to ask for it says a lot...



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typical oppressor. She obviously does not realize that "no means no"



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Cafe Gratitude is a small chain of restaurants...Los Angeles area...

So, Commifornia. We should be OK, once The Wall gets built and extended north. Wink


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It's embarrassing.

It's one thing to be an idiot, but to shout it from a megaphone? Roll Eyes
 
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt
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Originally posted by 229DAK:
Maybe they will move on to protesting milk; you know, having to touch and squeeze cow titties to get it. That's cow sexual assault, it is right there.


#mootoo
 
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The Onion has a YouTube channel right? Please say they do and this is it.
 
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It's embarrassing.

It's one thing to be an idiot, but to shout it from a megaphone? Roll Eyes




How can they possibly be doing themselves any good?
 
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Cows come into heat everY 21 days.

That's right.

Every three weeks, "they are asking for it."

If there's no bull in the pasture, they'll mount each other.

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Someone should point out their leather shoes and purses. Cumb dunts.
 
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Originally posted by FrankMoses:
I kept hoping for someone to unleash a Rottweiler on these "wimmin".


I wanted the guy in the blue shirt walking his dog to get on the phone and say:

"Hello, Venice police? Could you send an officer out to the 600 block of Rose Avenue? There's an old woman in a striped top with a bullhorn who's verbally threatening me. She sounds like she's bipolar and off her meds, she keeps following me and I'm really afraid for my safety..."
 
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Cows come into heat ever 21 days.

That's right.

Every three weeks, "they are asking for it."

If there's no bull in the pasture, they'll mount each other.




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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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When I was in high school and college, I worked at a fancy Italian restaurant owned by two Culinary Institute of America graduates. Once or twice a year, we'd get veal protestors and they'd shout lunatic things from the public sidewalk (thank God there was no social media back then) and carry idiotic signs.

The best part was we always ended up selling out of veal.



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Can't we just tase them peta folks for sport?
 
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Artificial insemination is rape? Wait till they find out about slaughterhouses and rendering plants.
 
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They should watch an actual bull inseminate a cow the old fashioned way.

I would love to see their reaction. Razz



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I think watching that video killed more of my brain cells than any Octoberfest ever did!


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"Raped Steak".

Great name for a metal band.

Get double billing with "Bad Mayonnaise".




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With so many other things wrong with the world like no potable water, child trafficking, human trafficking, etc. taking up the cause of cows being inseminated is ridiculous unless you're a Hindu.



"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
 
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