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My new car is red. Is there any special oil I should use?

Yes there is. Definitely use the OEM stuff, the oil I ordered for my new red car was crap. I will never go to Auto Zone again. For me its a no brainer.

I've figured this thread out. It's Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville's secret formula for sweeping the Nashville Predators in four games.

No, wait....

The Jaberwock Poem

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

'And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Mark you're hoping we can understand everything you say, but now you're wondering if what we hear is not what you mean? Try not to get addicted to articulation. You'll become so bumfuzzled only Professor Irwin will be able to understand you.

I think if you would type more slowly and maybe in all caps it would help...




Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rl9Cxc7uZA

I read this whole thread just now. I think I got dumber with each word...

Mark, this suggestion will be really really helpful for enhancing your communication. Some people, like me, cannot read fast so please type your postings with a deliberate and s-l-o-w pace so that your words do not outrun our eyes.

I read the whole thread, and I am still just not sure exactly what you are getting at. ?!!?!?

I like pizza....

I think you've all hurt my tender sensibilities. I'm just trying to be understood and accepted by society. I am not an animal! I am a human being!

Like a great man once said: 'Fee po wanny'. Understand?

Anyone know what the OP's talking about?

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Originally posted by Excam_Man:
Anyone know what the OP's talking about?

Mr. Mark123 is into Vogon poetry.

He's concerned that non-Vogonites will not understand.

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Originally posted by Texas Bob C.:
Like a great man once said: 'Fee po wanny'. Understand?

So, we all get free ponies !!
Great Karma !!

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Originally posted by mark123:
I think you've all hurt my tender sensibilities. I'm just trying to be understood and accepted by society. I am not an animal! I am a human being!

Then what's with the trunk for a nose?

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Originally posted by brecaidra:
Don't let this distract you from the fact that if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

Late to the party, but no, I never had trouble following your posts. In fact, I've come to look forward to seeing what your threads have to say since they so often have a high entertainment value.

Thinking in particular of your avatar when it was the clip from the "Washingtonnnn" meme as an example.

Now the fact that you hate eggs throws me a little...