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President Trump invites the Pope to take a short ride on his yacht for some discussions on World events. The Popes small hat blows into the water, and the Secret Service agents don't know what to do. They don't want to leave either the Pope or President alone. Finally, Trump walks across the water and retrieves the Popes hat. CNN Report: TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!!!! Living the Dream | ||
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That's all kinds of awesome.  ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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OK, that got a smile.  | |||
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CNN wins the butt hurt trophy yet again. "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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About only the 58th time I've heard that one. Still gets a chuckle though. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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That's funnier than the joke. | |||
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I only heard it yesterday for the first time. Sorry about that! Living the Dream | |||
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Thanks for the reminder. I often train younger people at work, in groups. I'm finding I can recycle jokes with them and get a laugh. I've even used old WWII era jokes, like, "You're the one who caught my eye." | |||
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