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Holy shit. This airhead news person referred to the squashed idiot as a "stunt rapper" and she ACTUALLY said that "He died doing what he loved"!

Here's the dead stunt rapper


Rap and Canada. Y'know, somehow, those things just don't go together.
 
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"He died doing what he loved"!

Screaming hysterically?
 
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Having his spleen pushed through his asshole, maybe?

Validating the laws of physics, perhaps?


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Darwin Award nominee.



“ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull.
 
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Well.....I guess that's a net positive for our gene pool but a tragedy for the Rapping Stuntman Guild.
 
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Stunt fry cook

Stunt waitress

Stunt dentist

Stunt plumber


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Stunt rapper? Someone to stand in for those really tricky rhymes or when the flow is just too dope?
 
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Too soon old,
Too late smart
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Actually not so fly this time for the white guy


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Tragic. Probably Canaduh’s only white stunt rapper.
 
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bigger government
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Originally posted by RogB:
Actually not so fly this time for the white guy


Reading this was the best part of my day, so far.




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I’m going to guess that the species known as “stunt rapper” is now extinct. Going to be hard to blame climate change


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I couldn’t get sound. What exactly happened? Besides hitting the ground at terminal velocity.
 
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Mired in the
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Are there street creds associated with skydiving accidents? ...Just not sure how the rap system works..
 
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"Gone to soon".



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"MC Splatt"
Forgot to open they parachute.
 
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So, he got his rap chord mixed up with his rip cord ?
 
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"A rising Calgary musician".
No, more like "a free-falling 'til he's dead Calgary musician" Big Grin

Sorry to see humor in this Smile. You can't even make this shit up.

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Originally posted by Sigmanic:
Are there street creds associated with skydiving accidents?


No, just street pizza.



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Move Up or
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I understand he "stuck" the landing and shall now be known as the stunted stunt rapper...
 
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Banned
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The term rapper is odd. It's the same as wrapper, as in candy or something. . .

But I guess the alternative, rapist, is not much better.

-Demetri Martin
 
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No, not like
Bill Clinton
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Vanilla Splat Ice



 
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