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So the missus and I were at the local grocery store tonight. She has had a persistent cough for a week or so. We were in the nutrition/medicine aisle, I was going to get a few Power Bars. She asked me what would be good for her cough. My devious mind went to work immediately... I told her that a laxative would work. She looked at me, puzzled. I went on to explain that if she took a laxative, after a couple hours she definitely would not want to cough...
And then she hit me! CW (Truel story! I've got the bruise to prove it!) NRA Life Member |
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That's pretty stinkin' funny.
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sig P220ST....best pistol I've got...hands down ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "The trouble with our Liberal friends...is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagon, 1964 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ www.LarsonAero.com |
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You might want to do your own cooking for the next week or so.
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dude..
so true... at work, when people say they have like a headache? i tell them to slam their fingers in their desk drawers... soon, they wont be thinking about their headache... lol... ______ ------ leo d. |
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Hah!
A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have. ---- Thomas Jefferson |
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Yes food can cover up the taste of laxative.
If you want to prevent getting sick, check out Sambucol at CVS or search the internet for other sources. 41 |
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don't have a real response for this one; carry on....
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can't say as I blame her.
tk SIG-certified armorer; NRA-certified instructor for rifle, pistol, shotgun, defense in the home; range safety officer |
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For awhile, stay away from anything baked that contains chocolate. It could be enhanced
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My wife hit me when she talked about getting a boob job. I told her to try toilet paper.
"What, stuff my bra?" "No, rub it between your boobs" "That won't do anything" "Sure did work on your fat ass!" To be a rock and not to roll |
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WIN! |
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I know of a situation where something like this happened for real. A girl I know tricked her sisters boy friend into eating a whole box of exlax by telling it was choclate candy and she had made it especially for him. SigP229R Harry Callahan "A man has got to know his limitations". Teddy Roosevelt "Talk soft carry a big stick" |
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I guess I'm not as brave as I once thought!
Ken An opinion without personal experience is just wishful thinking. |
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