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It had been snowing all night, so....

8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it’s going to get worse.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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Funny and sadly true at the same time!
 
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A daily reminder that Political (bullshit) Correctness is ruining our society bit by bit...

Funny and (sadly) accurate in today's society.



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Thanks, needed a laugh today!
And how true!


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damn, would I go for some snow about now!




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the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs"

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Yup! Lots and lots of snowflakes in the air when it snows. Big Grin



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Just imagine how the world we live in would treat Calvin (and Hobbes) creation in snow.


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Just imagine how the world we live in would treat Calvin (and Hobbes) creation in snow.


Amen Razz Razz Razz


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Solution - build it in your neighbors yard... Wink
 
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Another slight...Snowcones were omitted.


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JALLEN, when did you move to Austin?


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JALLEN, when did you move to Austin?


1964-68, 1970 only. I haven’t lived in Austin since.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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JALLEN, when did you move to Austin?


1964-68, 1970 only. I haven’t lived in Austin since.


Lol, hope all is well with you and your lovely wife in hill country.


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8:45 love it!


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Too bad Calvin wasn’t around to take the heat off the guy with some of his carefully crafted snow people. Smile
 
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I exist therefore I offend. Damn modern day brownshirts Frown





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