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None of that will do you any good, we're all gonna die! OK, but it might take a while, like another 50 years and it won't be from Da Bola. The world health organization has been notified that 9 people have been diagnosed with hemmoragic fever, and one has tested positive for Da Bola. I have no idea what that means, except the other 8 maybe haven't been positive.

Just so you all know. And now we have something else to talk about other than the firing of the showboat. The best idea would be to send Comey and all his supporters to the Congo. All the news crepes would follow, and the world would be a better place.


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9 people have been diagnosed with hemmoragic fever, and one has tested positive for Da Bola. I have no idea what that means, except the other 8 maybe haven't been positive.


There are several other types of hemorraggic fevers besides just Ebola. So it may mean that the others have something else, like Marburg, Lassa, or Dengue.
 
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Not to worry the Kenyon is no longer in charge...


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Maybe Zero and Klinton ought to go over there and do something good, for a change.


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Maybe Zero and Klinton ought to go over there and do something good, for a change.


Like catch it?


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Like catch it?


Would work for me. Think of the savings in protection costs.


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Maybe Zero and Klinton ought to go over there and do something good, for a change.


Like catch it?


Even ebola has standards.....and it might fall under professional courtesy from one horrible evil virus to another.
 
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Well crap. Just when I had my list down to Zika.




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ZIKA!


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The bleeding from every orifice before sure death part sounds terrible but I'll take my chances doing my daily commute to San Francisco and stepping over bums and their piss and feces.
 
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Where is a good czar when you need one?


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Now that Henny Penny is out of the White House, I'm guessing this won't have near the effect as the last time that Ebola failed to kill everyone and jump start the zombie apocalypse.




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VERY IMPORTANT FOR DEALING WITH DA BOLA.

If you find a body you think may have been caused by Da Bola do not lick it. To not touch fluids coming from the body then touch your eyes.

Resist the urge to sleep in their bed.


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If you find a body you think may have been caused by Da Bola do not lick it. To not touch fluids coming from the body then touch your eyes.



I'm sure glad you brought this up. So its not OK to hand wash their body, or even kiss the body! Keep this in mind at all times. And no sex with the dead one either. Along with no travel to West Africa. We know how horny you guys are and just can't wait to boink a corpse lying along side the road.


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We know how horny you guys are and just can't wait to boink a corpse lying along side the road.

Well now, that depends on the corpse. Is she hot?




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We know how horny you guys are and just can't wait to boink a corpse lying along side the road.

Well now, that depends on the corpse. Is she hot?


Room temperature.




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We know how horny you guys are and just can't wait to boink a corpse lying along side the road.

Well now, that depends on the corpse. Is she hot?


Room temperature.


So, for some of us here, an upgrade you say??

Where's para's thread taunting the 'bola to be around after 6 months? This is way more than six months and 9 whole possible cases somewhere else in the world where this likely crops up from time to time anyway. Does this count for starting our panic all over again, because if it does then I was way wrong however long ago piling on the taunt-train!



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