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semi-reformed sailor
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What's going on here? I'll tell you what.

This means I will have to wait until she gets back and begins her fudge making

then I will have to "stir" the hot bowl of melted marshmellows and butter until my arm falls off
(and my damn cordless drill is in another town at my kids house)


when all I wanted to do was go to bed early (I got up at 0520 and couldn't get back to sleep)....

(and one of her stray hairs was lurking on the edge of the comforter and got into my nose holes....aggggghhhhhh)


[sighs]



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I'll tell you what.

 
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... the things we do, happy wife, happy life.

Feel for you man ... make sure this page is closed before wife gets home?

... at least you don't discover the cat hair in the oven, AFTER you've put the pizza that you made; 'cause you know SWMBO would be hungry when she gets home from her shopping trip.



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I'll tell you what.



I just spit out a mouthful of good rum, sir!!

But that's funny!!



"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein

“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker
 
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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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That reminds me, I need to pick up some Alamo beer.



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