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Peace through
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Originally posted by Deqlyn:
I mean, how deeps a fountain?
If Steve were here, he could tell you.


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"Missed it by that much."

 
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safe & sound
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Had to have been something along these lines:



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Come on Steve, awareness of your surroundings! OSHA needs to review his work place hazards, a 2' barrier would have easily prevented this from happening. The robot union needs to demand a living wage for this type of hazardous work.




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"We can't trust the police!"
<builds a f*cking Dalek>

Thank God for stairs. They may be the only thing saving us from the pending robopocalypse.
 
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Steve was pushed!



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Johnny 5 Steve is not




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zzzztttttt

pffffft

apparently those were Steve's last words...



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SAM the brick laying robot lays 3X bricks per day but requires two assistants and cost $500K. How is this helpful or economically viable?


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SAM the brick laying robot lays 3X bricks per day but requires two assistants and cost $500K. How is this helpful or economically viable?



I agree, but engineers love this stuff. Cuts out workers comp. I guess.
 
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One of my favorite truisms:

People overestimate how much things can change in one year, yet people underestimate how much things can change in 10!



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Steve 2.0 will be SCUBA operational.
 
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then things go sideways because of sun glare, a sandbag, a set of stairs

Stairs kept these guys at bay for decades.




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Dry the circuits and a quick paint job, and Steve could apply to Miami-Dade:


(Published May 06, 2004 yes, but still)
"NORTH MIAMI – In an attempt to recruit minority officers, the police department in North Miami, Fla., has dropped swimming as a required skill because it says not enough potential black applicants know how to swim well enough to pass the test.

The city's population is 60 percent Haitian and city officials say removing the swimming requirement wasn't done to be politically correct, but to fill 14 vacant slots.

"The bottom line is I need police officers," said North Miami Police Chief Gwendolyn Boyd-Savage (search). "When I look at the qualifications to become a good police officer ... a person's ability to swim or not to swim does not make them a good police officer or a bad police officer."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2...ruit-minorities.html


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Gonna need one big ass bag of rice...



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