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I have discovered the main issue with collecting motorcycles verses guns. It is exceedingly easy to hide a new Glock or Sig in the safe. Especially the Glocks because to my wife they all look the same. It is NOT nearly as easy to conceal a new "undocumented/unapproved" moto purchase. Big Grin


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Posts: 14265 | Location: Winston Salem NC or VA Beach | Registered: April 16, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I agree. It's far easier to get away with, "What new gun, Pumpkin?" than to get away with, "What new motorcycle, Pumpkin?"

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My wife has no idea how many guns I have. She wouldn't notice the difference between a desert eagle or a hi point. The biggest problem is trying to slip in a $500 purchase vs a $5000 purchase. I can't get away with that.


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Posts: 1546 | Location: TX | Registered: October 08, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It IS more difficult to conceal a motorcycle so I don't even try any more. Sometimes when I change bikes she doesn't notice, and I see no reason to bother telling her. It helps when they're a similar type and color such as when I traded this 2012 BMW GSA...




...on this 2014 GSAw. She was in the motorcycle room a number of times and never noticed the change.



Really as far as motorcycles or guns she doesn't care what I buy as long as it's my personal money.


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It IS more difficult to conceal a motorcycle so I don't even try any more. Sometimes when I change bikes she doesn't notice, and I see no reason to bother telling her. It helps when they're a similar type and color such as when I traded this 2012 BMW GSA...

...on this 2014 GSAw. She was in the motorcycle room a number of times and never noticed the change.



Really as far as motorcycles or guns she doesn't care what I buy as long as it's my personal money.


It impresses me when someone mentions their motorcycle room. Smile

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I solve the problem by not keeping the bikes all in one place, and having mostly Triumphs - she can't tell the difference :-)

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My dad has this problem, but with cars.

I may or may not have prodded him over the years to get into collecting something that, even when the collection is complete, will all fit in one room.

Not a warehouse or an airplane hanger, but a room...


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Ridewv, brilliant! To the untrained eye those two BMWs look the same.


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Posts: 14265 | Location: Winston Salem NC or VA Beach | Registered: April 16, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I have discovered the main issue with collecting motorcycles verses guns. It is exceedingly easy to hide a new Glock or Sig in the safe. Especially the Glocks because to my wife they all look the same. It is NOT nearly as easy to conceal a new "undocumented/unapproved" moto purchase. Big Grin



No, you've got it wrong.

The correct answer to the question " ... is that another new bike? .."

is

"No, honey, I had this one repainted. Wanna go for a ride?"

Smile



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All my bikes are red. Makes swapping easy.
 
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Storage and Transportation, too.

Carting a dozen guns over to a buddy's ranch to have fun is small, light, and easy.

Carting a dozen (or even four) bikes around is a different matter entirely.

And Safes... imagine needing a safe to fit all of your bikes...
 
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I wonder what Jay Leno's wife says when he brings home a new toy?


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Hah! My dad has this problem with lawnmowers. It isn't unusual for me to come home and find a "new" old one sitting under my carport while he tries to figure out where he's gonna stash it.




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It impresses me when someone mentions their motorcycle room. Smile

Jim


I'm not even married and I don't have a motorcycle room. Impressive. Big Grin
 
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Just take her to that storage place of yours and tell her, "Honey, look at all these nice bikes this dealer has". Wink






 
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We had a guy who worked in our plant that fixed bikes on the side. He lived about 35 miles from me, so I never really went over there.
After we both retired I went to a motorcycle show.
It was at a county fairgrounds and he rented one of the buildings. He had 30 motorcycles in that building. I told him I knew he had a few bikes, but not that many. He said he had another 20 at home yet.
Two is my limit and I would like to sell one of those.


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My wife has no idea how many guns I have. She wouldn't notice the difference between a desert eagle or a hi point. The biggest problem is trying to slip in a $500 purchase vs a $5000 purchase. I can't get away with that.




Or a $20,000 purchase..
Good thing my wife & I keep our money separate!




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You guys are good for my marriage. I show my wife that so and so has four motorcycles, someone else has 10. I have one. Nothing over the top about me. Cannon in the yard, two tractors, two trucks, eh, so what?
 
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Guitars and the boxes they come in are very hard to hide too.
 
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Funny. For many years I stored bikes in a garage attached to my house so my wife could periodically look at them. We've moved since and they are in a separate building so this doesn't matter any longer. But during that time I only bought red motorcycles. She would have instantly noticed a new color, but quantity was a bit elusive.


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