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Hillary Phoned President Trump Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the President's assistant agreed to disturb his study time. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump. “Supreme Court Judge Ginsburg just died, and I would like to take her place.”, begged Hillary. “Well, it’s alright with me, if it’s OK with the funeral home.”, replied President Trump. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | ||
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We can only wish. Serious about crackers | |||
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Good one! (Didn't see that coming.) flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
If only! Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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My guess is they will both be a goner before the end of Trumps first term. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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| Non-Miscreant |
As stated above, we can only wish. Unhappy ammo seeker | |||
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Deadpan humor.  ____________________ | |||
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Welcome to the Dark Side | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
Do you have cookies? The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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No, but we do have dark chocolate. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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