|Muzzle flash |
I fry Spam slices in bacon drippings, but then make sandwiches with toasted wheat bread and yellow mustard. Yum!
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
|Muzzle flash |
The last Saturday night in February 1989 I was riding my Harley-Davidson Sportster motorcycle to return a VHS tape to the local Blockbusters when a car came out of a business and hit me. I flipped over the handlebars and landed flat on my back on the pavement ahead. Before the ambulance arrived (someone had called for one), a car heading the opposite direction stopped, and young man in a white shirt hopped out and began examining me, asking questions (I was conscious). I wasn't bleeding much. When he heard the ambulance coming, he said, "You'll be OK", got in his car and drove off. I wish I knew who he was--I'd like to thank him for his willingness to render aid.
Texan by choice, not accident of birth
|His diet consists of black|
coffee, and sarcasm.
If you pull up behind a post-2014 Jeep Cherokee, you will find your car's reflection in its tailgate is upside down. Apparently the concave shape acts as a prism.
Got my new exhaust installed on my car. I really like the tips I selected.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
I woke up about 3:00 AM last night, used the bathroom, then went right back to bed. My right kneecap, and only the kneecap on my right leg, itched like crazy. I scratched like crazy with no relief, then finally got up and applied some skin cream. Finally fell asleep about an hour later. Who ever heard of only a kneecap itching that much?
When Catching an alligator on a shark hook and 50’ of poly line anchored to a tree stump; remember them sunsabitches can run just as fast as they can swim towards you.....just sayin
"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
“ You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020
Found some black ice the other day.
Was driving to Menards and turned left to pull into the lot, across 2 lanes of opposing traffic, and rear end of my truck kept going round. Completed a full 180°, coming to a stop in the midst of an intersection on the frontage road while cars, stopped from 3 opposing directions, mouths agape, looked at me.
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
|Semper Fi - 1775|
It's come to this. I'm bribing my Barber with $100 and rare cigars to come to my house today and clean up me and the two boys.
All it takes...is all you got.
For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know
|No, not like |
Got a cut last Monday, Man mwas I getting shaggy
I wore a face mask, basic surgical mask, for the first time yesterday at Costco. That shit was uncomfortable and itchy, I bitched the entire time.
My wife, who has to wear that shit over an N95 and a face shield for a living thought it was funny
“I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.”
|I will get by|
Your days karma changed in an instant
When you decide to take the yellow lite
and the car in front of you does't...
To truly walk a mile in a dead man's shoes you have to go vote Democrat.
I think I need another P220.
My other Sig is a Steyr...
|Savor the limelight|
A squid ran a red light turning onto the road in front of my F350 and proceeded to stop. No turn signals, no tail light, no brake lights. Road was slightly wet, the anti-lock brakes stopped me two feet into where he was stopped before I laid on the horn and he moved forward.
Mrs 12GA finally took my epic shaggyness into her own hands and gave me a haircut and trimmed my beard this weekend. Despite lacking professional training and experience amounting to trimming our mangy dogs fur, I told her that she did well enough to earn the job on a regular basis.
She replied I couldn’t afford her.
What was He thinking when he designed those ugly, creepy looking creatures that decimate the leaves on my trees but become beautiful butterflies and moths.
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - B.Franklin
"Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy
Walk like an Egyptian.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
|Victim of Life's|
The control panel on my 25 yr old GE double oven is broken and obsolete so I ordered a new Whirlpool last of April. Called today to check on when it will be installed. Dealer said my oven is on back order but they have an upgrade in stock and will install this week.
God spelled backwards is dog
Always remember: you're unique, just like everyone else.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln
In 2005, an Australian research institute published a study on the loss of teaspoons in the workplace.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin.
SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea.
|Master of one hand |
I asked Sgt Schultz. He had no answer.
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
Little debbie zebra cakes, the only thing that would be better is if they didn't melt on our finger tips.
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