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Schadenfreude




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
Posts: 15181 | Location: Downeast Maine | Registered: March 10, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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We moved the office today. Dragging file cabinets up to a second floor sucked.

When we were moving the next-to-last cabinet, I told my boss that this was the penultimate one. He looked at me like I was from the moon.



Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
 
Posts: 8202 | Location: Utah | Registered: December 18, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Saw a late 1980’s Cadillac Deville on the road today. Haven’t seen one of those in at least ten years.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
 
Posts: 3955 | Location: Northeast Georgia | Registered: November 18, 2017Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I made a bottle opener from a bottle opener.
Took an old school paint can/bottle opener and cut off the lid lifter part.
Drilled a hole in a scrap Oak dowel and press fit the bottle opener end and dowel together.

 
Posts: 4697 | Location: Bathing in the stream of consciousness ~~~ | Registered: July 06, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Political Cynic
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^^^^^

oh noes...

its da Corona....
 
Posts: 53086 | Location: Tucson Arizona | Registered: January 16, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Was coughing, last night.

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Wife asked if it was Corona. I said it's Miller Lite.


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Actually, it was allergies.




 
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Potato should have an “e” in the singular. I think Dan Quayle was right all along, even if the world disagrees.



Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
 
Posts: 8202 | Location: Utah | Registered: December 18, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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How does a dog that cost 30 bucks as a puppy turn into a 300 dollar expense every time he goes to the Vet?

Why do i feel like my 6ft ladder is about 2 ft short? But I refuse to buy a new ladder.
 
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Ode to Spot

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

H&K-Guy
 
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Bookers Bourbon
and a good cigar
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BIDEN SUCKS.

If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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Posts: 7120 | Location: Arkansas  | Registered: November 06, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Void Where Prohibited
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I find all LED bulbs to be 'dimmable'.
After 12-14 months the light output is much dimmer.

And the stupid things don't last much longer in my house than an old-fashioned incandescent bulb.



"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
 
Posts: 16488 | Location: Under the Boot of Tyranny in Connectistan | Registered: February 02, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Put in my first non-white toilet today, the first in a minimum of 14 years, and the last one was my house when I replaced my Ice Gray Kohler for the identical toilet in the higher model as I was anticipating hip surgery.


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"Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton
 
Posts: 3856 | Location: WNY | Registered: April 11, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by Tinyman:
Last week a dog was killed on the road outside of our subdivision. Laid half-in-half-out of the road.

Someone put a sign in close proximity "FREE DOG"

City picked it up soon after. Big Grin


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Stupid people are like glo-sticks.
I want to shake the shit out of them
till the light comes on
 
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt
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I hate the taste of seafood for the most part but love catching them. just wish they tasted like bacon.
 
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Semper Fi - 1775
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Phone rang today and it was a number i did not recognize. I answered the phone “mushi-mushi” (some of you know) and after the briefest of pauses, I got a recorded Japanese telemarking ad for what I can only guess was my extended warranty on my car.

I have to admit, I was actually pretty impressed that they are set up to give you their pitch in the language in which you answered the phone.


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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
 
Posts: 12305 | Location: Belly of the Beast | Registered: January 02, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Do the next
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With apologies to Ben Franklin (supposedly), a good steak is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
 
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Originally posted by bobtheelf:
With apologies to Ben Franklin (supposedly), BEER a good steak is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Or is it beer and steak?
 
Posts: 7320 | Location: MI | Registered: May 22, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by H&K-Guy:
Ode to Spot

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

H&K-Guy
Very nice. Although one of my cats is tailless and manages to be quite acrobatic.

flashguy




Texan by choice, not accident of birth
 
Posts: 27902 | Location: Dallas, TX | Registered: May 08, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by ersatzknarf:

Was coughing, last night. Wife asked if it was Corona. I said it's Miller Lite.
Eye doc said “You have a cataract.”

I said, “No, Rincoln town car.”



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
Posts: 30545 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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A Limbo Champion walked in a bar ... he was immediately disqualified
 
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