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Not really from Vienna |
I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?' 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' 'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said......... He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit? | ||
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| Stop Talking, Start Doing |
The man's gotta point!  _______________ Mind. Over. Matter. | |||
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| I can't tell if I'm tired, or just lazy  |
_____________________________ "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living." "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Great joke, consider it stolen. It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest. | |||
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| The Unknown Stuntman  |
Good one! | |||
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Very Definitely Stolen! .... big time *********************** * Diligentia Vis Celeritis * *********************** "Thus those skilled in war subdue the enemy's army without battle .... They conquer by strategy." - Sun Tsu - The Art of War "Fast is Fine, but Accuracy is Everything" - Wyatt Earp | |||
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chickenshit |
I'll be retelling that one tonight! ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
That was good for a Wednesday morning smile. | |||
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Remember how you added years to your life by exercising, eating right, and clean living ?  Well, these are those years. "Crom is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, 'What is the riddle of steel?' If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me." | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
That man could be me! (I'm 80.) flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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