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Hoping for better pharmaceuticals |
My girlfriend doesn't know this but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's getting a McChicken. Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor | ||
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| Dances With Tornados |
McChicken? You cheap bastard. Chick-fil-A!  . | |||
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Funny Man |
For your sake, hoping she gets fries with that! ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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Regular or Supersize? | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
At least it's not Hillary Fried Chicken. Small breasts, fat thighs, left wings. . | |||
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GF(?), that's not supposed to happen until you say "I do" and she says "I don't no more". | |||
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Maybe shes holding back for a Ring? Not on the phone either, on the finger. NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt |
Maybe she is trying to tell you something | |||
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-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
My last girlfriend was a real firecracker. Very sweet, loving, and always eager to have sex. A rare beauty. It darn near broke my heart when my wife made me break it off. The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC The Dhimocrats love America like ticks love a hound. | |||
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The saying goes... Every time you have sex with your girlfriend, you put a penny in a jar. Once you're married to her, every time you have sex you take a penny out. Typically, if you're married 50 years or more you'll never empty the jar. | |||
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Political Cynic |
[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Be careful, they can take a lot more than We can give out. You might end up buying her a Porsche! P226 9mm CT Springfield custom 1911 hardball Glock 21 Les Baer Special Tactical AR-15 | |||
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Comic Relief |
You've had this girlfriend for what, one hour? You may have to get a larger envelope.  | |||
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Member |
You have just 8 months to live. Can I have your SIG's? Or will the DA use them in the trial of your ex-girlfriend? | |||
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