You know you are too old to Trick or Treat

October 10, 2018, 11:09 AM

When:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,and you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'and you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown

October 10, 2018, 11:12 AM

jhe888

Wasn't Boris Karloff a Soviet President?

October 10, 2018, 11:14 AM

7 Zark 7

So, what's your name, icy? "Stuntman Mike." Stuntman Mike's your name? "You ask anybody." Hey, Warren, who is this guy? "Stuntman Mike". And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? "He's a stuntman."

October 10, 2018, 11:17 AM

newtoSig765

I'm going as this guy, if I can find a Tuxedo:

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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
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October 10, 2018, 11:21 AM

P250UA5

Heard on the radio this morning that a city passed an ordinance that prohibits anyone over age 12 to trick or treat.
A misdemeanor, punishable up to $25 & 6 mo jail.

Edit: Chesapeake, VA

https://reason.com/blog/2018/1...nia-halloween-illega

quote:
(a) If any person beyond the seventh grade of school or over twelve (12) years of age shall engage in the activity commonly known as "trick or treat" or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, such person shall be guilty of a Class 4 misdemeanor.

October 10, 2018, 01:37 PM

Hamden106

quote:

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

Pee on their door. Thats the trick.

October 10, 2018, 01:41 PM

Kevmo

quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
Heard on the radio this morning that a city passed an ordinance that prohibits anyone over age 12 to trick or treat.
A misdemeanor, punishable up to $25 & 6 mo jail.

Edit: Chesapeake, VA

https://reason.com/blog/2018/1...nia-halloween-illega

quote:
(a) If any person beyond the seventh grade of school or over twelve (12) years of age shall engage in the activity commonly known as "trick or treat" or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, such person shall be guilty of a Class 4 misdemeanor.

I am sure this happens everywhere but in my neighborhood it is very east to spot the single moms or at least the ones with self esteem issues....they come with their kids dressed as slutty nurse, cat woman or something that might attract a new baby daddy

October 11, 2018, 03:31 PM

jhe888

quote:
Originally posted by Kevmo:

I am sure this happens everywhere but in my neighborhood it is very east to spot the single moms or at least the ones with self esteem issues....they come with their kids dressed as slutty nurse, cat woman or something that might attract a new baby daddy

They dress their kids as a slutty nurse? Ew.

Or do they dress as a slutty nurse? In which case, is that a complaint?

October 11, 2018, 04:36 PM

sjtill

So Chesapeake VA is going to charge the "slutty nurses" and catwomen who are out with their kids? What?

October 11, 2018, 04:49 PM

RichardC

Alrighty, then …
M&M's and lemonade for the kids; cheap champagne and Dollar Store chocolate covered cherries for Catwoman and naughty Nancy Nurse.

October 11, 2018, 07:11 PM

shovelhead

Borrowed this from you......

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October 11, 2018, 09:40 PM

Fredward

If you use your kids to troll for a man you might find a man who is attracted to your kids. Stupid women.

October 12, 2018, 03:33 AM

911Boss

quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
Heard on the radio this morning that a city passed an ordinance that prohibits anyone over age 12 to trick or treat.
A misdemeanor, punishable up to $25 & 6 mo jail.

Edit: Chesapeake, VA

https://reason.com/blog/2018/1...nia-halloween-illega

quote:
(a) If any person beyond the seventh grade of school or over twelve (12) years of age shall engage in the activity commonly known as "trick or treat" or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, such person shall be guilty of a Class 4 misdemeanor.

Wow, Chesapeake must have solved all other problems in their city....

What about developmentally disabled 13yo? What about 14yo who self-identifies as 10?

Do they also make panhandling and street begging a misdemeanor? I mean if begging for candy by minors is against the law, shouldn’t all begging be?