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When:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,and you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'and you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.




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When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

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Wasn't Boris Karloff a Soviet President?




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I'm going as this guy, if I can find a Tuxedo:


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Heard on the radio this morning that a city passed an ordinance that prohibits anyone over age 12 to trick or treat.
A misdemeanor, punishable up to $25 & 6 mo jail.

Edit: Chesapeake, VA

https://reason.com/blog/2018/1...nia-halloween-illega

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(a) If any person beyond the seventh grade of school or over twelve (12) years of age shall engage in the activity commonly known as "trick or treat" or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, such person shall be guilty of a Class 4 misdemeanor.




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And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.


Pee on their door. Thats the trick.


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Originally posted by P250UA5:
Heard on the radio this morning that a city passed an ordinance that prohibits anyone over age 12 to trick or treat.
A misdemeanor, punishable up to $25 & 6 mo jail.

Edit: Chesapeake, VA

https://reason.com/blog/2018/1...nia-halloween-illega

quote:
(a) If any person beyond the seventh grade of school or over twelve (12) years of age shall engage in the activity commonly known as "trick or treat" or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, such person shall be guilty of a Class 4 misdemeanor.


I am sure this happens everywhere but in my neighborhood it is very east to spot the single moms or at least the ones with self esteem issues....they come with their kids dressed as slutty nurse, cat woman or something that might attract a new baby daddy
 
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I am sure this happens everywhere but in my neighborhood it is very east to spot the single moms or at least the ones with self esteem issues....they come with their kids dressed as slutty nurse, cat woman or something that might attract a new baby daddy


They dress their kids as a slutty nurse? Ew.

Or do they dress as a slutty nurse? In which case, is that a complaint?




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So Chesapeake VA is going to charge the "slutty nurses" and catwomen who are out with their kids? What?


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Alrighty, then …
M&M's and lemonade for the kids; cheap champagne and Dollar Store chocolate covered cherries for Catwoman and naughty Nancy Nurse.


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Borrowed this from you......


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If you use your kids to troll for a man you might find a man who is attracted to your kids. Stupid women.
 
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Originally posted by P250UA5:
Heard on the radio this morning that a city passed an ordinance that prohibits anyone over age 12 to trick or treat.
A misdemeanor, punishable up to $25 & 6 mo jail.

Edit: Chesapeake, VA

https://reason.com/blog/2018/1...nia-halloween-illega

quote:
(a) If any person beyond the seventh grade of school or over twelve (12) years of age shall engage in the activity commonly known as "trick or treat" or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, such person shall be guilty of a Class 4 misdemeanor.



Wow, Chesapeake must have solved all other problems in their city....

What about developmentally disabled 13yo? What about 14yo who self-identifies as 10?

Do they also make panhandling and street begging a misdemeanor? I mean if begging for candy by minors is against the law, shouldn’t all begging be?





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What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???



 
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