|Jack of All Trades, |
Master of Nothing
It’s been a helluva shift; handcuffs, pinkeye, drunks, inappropriate displays of affection, Uber, a trach tube and a gown that wouldn’t close…
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
And all that happened before you got out of bed this morning!
|Cruising the |
Highway to Hell
sounds like one hell of a party
“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.”
― Ronald Reagan
Just one of the jobs I would never have pursued.
He said a helluva shift, didn't specify good or bad
Come to think of it, that would have been an interesting first date as well
343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
Oooooh, don't remind me!
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken
Isn't the OP a librarian???
Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina
Building high performance custom homes on beautiful Smith Mt. Lake, VA
|Striker in waiting|
Nah. Archery coach. Spends lots of time in the ER. Go figure.
I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888
All in one patient? Trached, oversize, Uber driver under arrest for inappropriate affection with a pinkeye?
|Too old to run, |
too mean to quit!
You might consider doing what a buddy of mine did when accosted and spit upon by a rather belligerent drunken soldier.
He had be slugged, spit on, cursed at, etc.
They finally got him strapped down. The ER doc came in and my buddy suggested that this guy needed his stomach pumped. The doc thought a moment and agreed. The rest is history as they say. Calmed asshole right down.
There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour)
"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. "
"America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville
The Idaho Elk Hunter
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