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Jack of All Trades,
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It’s been a helluva shift; handcuffs, pinkeye, drunks, inappropriate displays of affection, Uber, a trach tube and a gown that wouldn’t close…




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
 
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It’s been a helluva shift; handcuffs, pinkeye, drunks, inappropriate displays of affection, Uber, a trach tube and a gown that wouldn’t close…


And all that happened before you got out of bed this morning! Big Grin Wink Smile

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sounds like one hell of a party




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Just one of the jobs I would never have pursued. Wink
 
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It’s been a helluva shift; handcuffs, pinkeye, drunks, inappropriate displays of affection, Uber, a trach tube and a gown that wouldn’t close…


He said a helluva shift, didn't specify good or bad Big Grin

Come to think of it, that would have been an interesting first date as well




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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
 
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...Come to think of it, that would have been an interesting first date as well

Oooooh, don't remind me! Big Grin


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Isn't the OP a librarian???


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Isn't the OP a librarian???


Nah. Archery coach. Spends lots of time in the ER. Go figure.

-Rob




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It’s been a helluva shift; handcuffs, pinkeye, drunks, inappropriate displays of affection, Uber, a trach tube and a gown that wouldn’t close…


All in one patient? Trached, oversize, Uber driver under arrest for inappropriate affection with a pinkeye?
 
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Too old to run,
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It’s been a helluva shift; handcuffs, pinkeye, drunks, inappropriate displays of affection, Uber, a trach tube and a gown that wouldn’t close…


You might consider doing what a buddy of mine did when accosted and spit upon by a rather belligerent drunken soldier.

He had be slugged, spit on, cursed at, etc.

They finally got him strapped down. The ER doc came in and my buddy suggested that this guy needed his stomach pumped. The doc thought a moment and agreed. The rest is history as they say. Calmed asshole right down.


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FBHO!!!



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