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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
I live on a lake that gets quite busy on the holidays. I walked over to a friends to see how their party was going on a rainy Independence day. Most are in the house when I get there but I walk to dock to be greeted by a recently divorced attractive friend who is obviously lit up. She asks me if I want to go for a boat ride with them. I had just stepped out for a moment from my get together and gamble that the boat ride will be short and won't get me in trouble at my house. Since my dad didn't raise any fools, I turn down few opportunities to be amused by the company of drunk attractive women. Also going on the boat ride is my sailboat racing crew, the daughter of the host of the party, and her gay cousin. The cousin is a bank owning president, who doesn't miss family lake get togethers. Never seen him with the same partner twice, this time he brought two. All seats out of the rain are taken, so I stand behind the helm on the pontoon boat and grab the support for the top. Three gay guys to left, and the drunk divorcee and her quiet friend in front of them on the other side. The drunk divorcee is much more talkative than when sober, funny to watch since I've only seen her drunk a few times. I usually see her less made up, but in a swimsuit, since we often water ski together. I'm glad she is talking a lot, since it allows me reason to keep looking at her smiling pretty face. I'm immersed in patriotic reflection when suddenly out of the red, white and blue, she starts talking about how studly I look. She runs down a list of reasons why from clothing to stance. Don't think the gay guys even glanced over my way during the entire embarrassing but elevating spiel. They were either stunned at the way heteros operate, don't care about hetero men, or had me memorized. Maybe they were thinking: "That's what straight people think studly?" My response to the divorcee's calling me studly was: "I thought you'd be used to it by now" since I've known her for 15 years. Maybe she thinks I need to branch out a bit, and was trying to point me out the 3 guys on the left. The captain's daughter may have thought the same since when docking she yells: "Grab a line stern boy!" She called yesterday to help set up her sailboat for racing. When I got close I yelled: "Never fear, stern boy is here!"This message has been edited. Last edited by: pbslinger, | ||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
So did your wife like your story too?  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
 Good story.... keep going. "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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Republican in training |
I have no idea what's going on here. I hope this is part one of at least three... -------------------- I like Sigs and HK's, and maybe Glocks | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
You ever try to get a word in edgeways around Jewish women? Never got a chance to tell her. Maybe today. | |||
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safe & sound |
Dear Boating Magazine, I'm a middle aged straight guy, and never thought I'd be writing to Boating Magazine, but..... | |||
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Ummmm...pictures or it didn't happen. "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Do prey tell, how did this end? Post a picture of the divorcee if you dare as the forum has quite the interest in such matters  ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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| No place to go and all day to get there  |
Never say stern boy around a gay person. Just another day in paradise. NRA Georgia Carry | |||
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Yeah, enquiring minds want to know. | |||
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Funny Man |
And never invite them down to the aft cabin  ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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| I believe in the principle of Due Process  |
You realize she is just practicing on you, for the day she encounters a wealthy widower. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Yeah, but if the OP is single he can probably get a couple of free rides out of it. Which with a recently divorced woman is all you really want anyway. | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
If the boat's a-rockin', Don't come a-knockin'. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
"Never fear, stern boy is here!"... THAT would make a great CUT ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Dear Penthouse Forum... | |||
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| I believe in the principle of Due Process |
When have rides ever been "free?" Anyway, the inference above is he's married, so the cost of those rides goes way up. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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so true! | |||
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Resident Knuckledragger |
There's a dirty joke about gay guys, stern boy and the Head somewhere in this story :P | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
I wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot whisker pole. | |||
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