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and never getting out to pee.

We noticed a foursome, 2 couples, each with coolers of beer. They were stacking their empty cans, I counted 22 before the wind toppled them.
They never got out of the pool, must have had 2 cases as they were getting blitzed.

When we go grocery shopping tomorrow, I'm buying a large Baby Ruth, ala Caddyshack. I don't think it will float, but some kid with goggles will find it! "Doodie!"
 
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and never getting out to pee.

We noticed a foursome, 2 couples, each with coolers of beer. They were stacking their empty cans, I counted 22 before the wind toppled them.
They never got out of the pool, must have had 2 cases as they were getting blitzed.



Reminds me of a Ron White routine.




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If only pee were the worst thing found in pool water.

I'm about the farthest thing there is from a germaphobe, but even I won't swim in a pool. Might as well save myself the drive and take a dip in my septic tank.


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Myrtle Beach, aka the Redneck Riviera. Gotta love the place. I'll be there in a couple weeks.




Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.
 
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I always thought it would be funny to get a bottle of purple food coloring and squirt it next to people in a pool.


 
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Myrtle Beach, aka the Redneck Riviera. Gotta love the place. I'll be there in a couple weeks.


Yes, I read the original posting, and thought yeaterday to ask were their necks red.

Your statement paints a broader brush stroke.


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Well, it's obvious.

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Ya need those tablets, that make a red cloud around this pisser's crotch, when they leak out
Acesulfame potassium, I think


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They never got out of the pool, must have had 2 cases as they were getting blitzed.

Did the water get yellow?
 
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