Drool Alert! Breakfast Taco from International Bacon Fest

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September 12, 2017, 08:48 PM

tatortodd

Drool Alert! Breakfast Taco from International Bacon Fest

Words can't do this breakfast taco justice:

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September 13, 2017, 04:15 AM

sybo

I'm in for a Bakers dozen as we speak!!!!

September 13, 2017, 05:46 AM

furlough

Awesome!

But wait...how the fuck?

I have tried bacon weaves before and they are MUCH more difficult than shown on TV. So you get a perfect weave square and then - cut it into a circle, like a tortilla? And then cook it? You must have to put it on one of those taco-shaping hoodankuses to get it to set up...

Shit, by the time I got this done I'd be 12 beers into it and flinging overcooked bacon into the guest crowd like a monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

It's now lunchtime, you ingrates!

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September 13, 2017, 09:17 AM

Strambo

quote:
Originally posted by furlough:
Awesome!
...

Shit, by the time I got this done I'd be 12 beers into it and flinging overcooked bacon into the guest crowd like a monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

It's now lunchtime, you ingrates!

Yeah, pretty much this. That would be really hard to pull off.

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September 13, 2017, 09:53 AM

billnchristy

Needs some sausage and chorizo

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September 13, 2017, 12:05 PM

tatortodd

quote:
Originally posted by billnchristy:
Needs some sausage and chorizo

All chorizo is sausage, but not all sausage is chorizo

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September 13, 2017, 12:07 PM

tatortodd

quote:
Originally posted by Strambo:
quote:
Originally posted by furlough:
Awesome!
...

Shit, by the time I got this done I'd be 12 beers into it and flinging overcooked bacon into the guest crowd like a monkey throwing poo at the zoo.

It's now lunchtime, you ingrates!

Yeah, pretty much this. That would be really hard to pull off.

Y'all realize that the actual food served rarely resembles the professionally staged and photographed promo pic, right?

Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.

September 13, 2017, 02:02 PM

Pipe Smoker

Most of my sandwiches are of the "eat 'em over the sink" variety. That would be the right tactic for this taco, too. Yeah, taco tactic too.

September 13, 2017, 03:59 PM

apf383

While I would appreciate the taste, for me thats got headache written all over it!

September 13, 2017, 06:46 PM

David Lee

I scrolled in 'till it was the size of the monitor screen. Now it would taste even better..