I am an Article IV Free Inhabitant Meat Popsicle...

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September 11, 2019, 09:29 AM
I am an Article IV Free Inhabitant Meat Popsicle...
Thanks for the window glass explanation. Tinting film didn’t occur to me.
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September 11, 2019, 09:34 AM
What a dumb shit!

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September 11, 2019, 09:55 AM
Sovereign Rocket Surgeon.

Stuff like this dickhead makes me wonder why cops don’t buy the cheapest spring loaded center punch they can find and put in their car.
They make VERY short work of auto glass. I know cops already have to carry a ton of stuff *on* them but telling your backup to bring his out of the car would save a lot of time and frustration.

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September 11, 2019, 10:26 AM
Wow, call for back up brought him an army... And a couple of those guys were pretty intimidating looking. They handled it perfectly and professionally.

Does the numb nuts actually prefer the outcome he experienced over what would have likely been just a warning and on his way in a couple minuets?

Not my proudest moment but... I was day hiking once in the Smoky Mountains and I locked my keys in my 2000 Grand Prix. No phone service, 10 miles from anywhere, getting dark.

I found the sharpest cornered rock from a creek I could, it was about the size of a football. I almost exhausted myself trying to bust out a window with it! I hit it in the middle, in the corners, the edges... I knew it wouldn't be easy but I was amazed at how hard it was to bust out.

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September 11, 2019, 10:29 AM
The word "stupid" in the dictionary has this brain surgeon's photo right next to it. What is the cost of a ticket for not wearing a seat belt, 25-50 bucks? He takes "escalation" to a whole new level.

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September 11, 2019, 10:40 AM
Well that escalated slowly. This guy can’t get out of his own way. Whatever website or lawyer told him to use that approach with that stupid monologue he kept using is very misinformed....I hope he didn’t procreate...

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September 11, 2019, 11:21 AM
When the police pulled him from the vehicle they unnecessarily expose him to gravity and strong and weak nuclear forces.

This resulted in the cosmic disalignment of his fundamental Charmin, Dharmin, Gharmin, Llamamin, and Shakrakhan. He'll never be the same.

Nice is overrated

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September 11, 2019, 11:30 AM
It ALWAYS works out so well for these people. It's no wonder they keep trying it. Seems like they always get away with just a warning when they pull this crap :-)

September 11, 2019, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
Ah, he made the mistake of creating creating joinder.

Rookie mistake.

The way these guys talk, I cannot tell if you used the word "creating" twice on accident, or on purpose.
The sovereign citizen is often nervous, and often repeat repeat themselves in order to be heard.

Am I being detained?
September 11, 2019, 12:39 PM
I don't understand the drivers mind set at all,

what thought process was going through his head?

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September 11, 2019, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by bendable:
what thought process was going through his head?

Short answer: Little to none.

Slightly longer answer: Due to an especially fun combination of wishful thinking, mental illness, low intellectual functioning, and hearsay, these idiots believe they have stumbled across a series of hidden legal loopholes and secret magic words that nullify the authority of the government and law enforcement, and that if they repeat these secret magic words exactly right in the right circumstances, they can do whatever they want with no rules or consequences.
September 11, 2019, 02:38 PM
I would love to see more videos of these idiots in court. I found one where the judge in Kentucky basically says: "I'll prove I have jurisdiction over you - bailiff look her up."

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September 11, 2019, 04:05 PM
I don't get it.

Why fuck with the police?

What possible upside is there?


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September 11, 2019, 04:19 PM
Your title reminds me of this scene from The Fifth Element...

September 11, 2019, 04:33 PM
Well, yes, that's the pop culture reference I used
September 11, 2019, 04:36 PM
Great movie imho...dude in the car would have been wise to watch it. lol.
September 11, 2019, 04:38 PM
The first time I experienced a 'sovereign' was in Apache Junction, AZ in the 1980s. There were dozens living there and all of them would fight an arrest. He went directly before a no nonsense woman JP who sentenced him to 30 days for contempt of her (and me).

They don't make 'em like Judge Flo Kiser anymore.
September 11, 2019, 08:04 PM
I am so grateful for these sovereign citizen folks. Whenever I have an unusually long time working on a grumpy, they provide the entertainment. A good SC video will always cheer me up.

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September 11, 2019, 08:36 PM
This whole sovereign citizen thing is so absurd, I sometimes wonder (hope?) it was created as a joke by someone hoping for entertaining YouTube content. That anyone could both believe that nonsense and have the income generating ability to buy a car boggles the mind.
September 11, 2019, 09:08 PM
The officer showed an amazing amount of restraint, especially for that amount of time. I would really be tempted to run a hose from his exhaust to the partially opened window while he thumbed through his BS speech. It would save time and money, and hope he didn’t reproduce.

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