_____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
June 17, 2017, 07:23 AM
Warhorse
I told you I was not feeling well.
____________________________ NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member
June 17, 2017, 07:24 AM
PHPaul
"Well, shit..."
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 17, 2017, 07:25 AM
ScreamingCockatoo
Yes wife, I turned the power off...
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
June 17, 2017, 07:26 AM
Mars_Attacks
She said she wasn't married.
____________________________
Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick.
June 17, 2017, 07:27 AM
TBH
Let's "not"do this again.
P226 9mm CT Springfield custom 1911 hardball Glock 21 Les Baer Special Tactical AR-15
June 17, 2017, 07:30 AM
Marlin Fan
For the government only, F--- You.
June 17, 2017, 07:48 AM
Johnny 3eagles
Don't forget to take the trash out on Wednesday.
BIDEN SUCKS.
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
June 17, 2017, 08:21 AM
Scoutmaster
I understand Pancho Villa's last words were "don't let it end this way, tell them I said something".
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944
June 17, 2017, 08:22 AM
r0gue
"I hate winter"
June 17, 2017, 08:24 AM
BRL
People suck and my back hurts.
I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears.
June 17, 2017, 08:25 AM
erj_pilot
"It really DID last more than 4 hours!!"
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
June 17, 2017, 08:26 AM
greybeard9
I told you I was going to die someday.
"In the age of madness, to expect to be untouched by madness is a form of madness." - Saul Bellow
June 17, 2017, 08:31 AM
Micropterus
"I'm almost there, baby, hold on."
_____________ "I enter a swamp as a sacred place—a sanctum sanctorum. There is the strength—the marrow of Nature." - Henry David Thoreau
June 17, 2017, 08:36 AM
Jim Shugart
I want to be like the 18th Century physician who was taking his own pulse. "My God, it has stopped."
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
June 17, 2017, 08:44 AM
Balzé Halzé
Responding to a subordinate...
"Yeah, well, I'm not too worry about it."
~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
"Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle
