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As a carnivore I find that my options for vegetables are rather limited.

Meat based artificial vegetables are the answer.

Broccoli made from pork.
Fava beans made from veal.
Kale made from turkey.
Etc.




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The Kale made from turkey is the only one that makes any sense to me.


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The only vegetable I really like is tobacco.



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Vegetable based hamburgers (McDonalds) passing as meat and meat based vegetables passing as vegetables. Is it political correctness?
 
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Correct me if I’m wrong but jerky is meat based kale substitute.


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Broccoli made from pork.
Fava beans made from veal.
Kale made from turkey.
Etc.

Do these things exist? Outside of your imagination, I mean.
 
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Vegetable based hamburgers (McDonalds) passing as meat and meat based vegetables passing as vegetables. Is it political correctness?


No, your food is not divided politics or by the two genders! It is now limitless like the wonderful people of today. Your burger is able to identify as a veggie and a meat byproduct or whatever man made food product it wants too!!

If your veggie burger wants to identify as a bowl of clam chowder, it will!

And when you get your clam chowder and it’s a burger, you better be hip with the times and grab a spoon for your clam chowder! Just shut up and enjoy the diversity and gender freedom!

It’s only going to get worse...
 
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Looks delicious. How do you get the Spaghetti-Os to gel? Agar agar?
 
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Looks delicious. How do you get the Spaghetti-Os to gel? Agar agar?


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If my clam chowder self identifies as a PB&J sandwich, am I racist for eating it with a spoon? For not having an allergic reaction?




The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC

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