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Phrases you like to hear

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April 20, 2017, 07:01 AM
Deqlyn
Phrases you like to hear
Here is your bourbon sir.


What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin

Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke
April 20, 2017, 07:02 AM
walkinghorse
All tests are normal.
See you in a year.


Jim
April 20, 2017, 07:03 AM
M-11
From my 35 yr old cop son, at the end of every weekly phone call: "Love ya Dad".


"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth
"Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe
"Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas
April 20, 2017, 07:15 AM
Sig2340
That's not your obituary.




Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
April 20, 2017, 07:29 AM
ChicagoSigMan
Would you like one?
(usually from my niece offering to share whatever treat she has at the moment)
April 20, 2017, 07:49 AM
Chris42
"I have this old gun I don't want any more..."
April 20, 2017, 07:54 AM
smlsig
quote:
Originally posted by chongosuerte:
"Those aren't my pants"


Or a classic..."Those aren't my underwear!"


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Eddie

Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina
April 20, 2017, 10:37 AM
joatmonv
quote:
Originally posted by Deqlyn:
Here is your bourbon sir.


Or beer. Or double of Maker's Mark.
Any of the 4 barmaids at the place I frequent have a pleasing voice.


I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
April 20, 2017, 10:45 AM
rsbolo
"You were right honey."


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Yes, Para does appreciate humor.
April 20, 2017, 11:03 AM
rtquig
The kids are out of the house, why don't we go upstairs!


Living the Dream
April 20, 2017, 11:30 AM
Lord Vaalic
quote:
From MDOT: End Construction



Has that ever been said by MDOT?



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
April 20, 2017, 11:40 AM
slyguy
Please...
...thank you
April 20, 2017, 11:46 AM
Jim777
Have a nice day!
You are the only one for me.
I'm happy that I have you.
April 20, 2017, 12:20 PM
bordeth
Can't see it from my house
stomp a mudhole in it and walk it dry!
I love you Dad
Colbeer? Smile
April 20, 2017, 12:28 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by rsbolo:
"You were right honey."
Winner!

Also, enjoy:
  • please
  • thank you


    • Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

    DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
    April 20, 2017, 12:31 PM
    tatortodd
    quote:
    Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
    quote:
    From MDOT: End Construction



    Has that ever been said by MDOT?
    State Bird returns every spring like clockwork:



    Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

    DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
    April 20, 2017, 02:30 PM
    rburg
    From any public speaker: "I'll be brief"

    Its on the house.

    I've got some beer left, want one?

    Its covered under warranty.


    Unhappy ammo seeker
    April 20, 2017, 02:44 PM
    Skins2881
    quote:
    Originally posted by rsbolo:
    "You were right honey."


    Really? How many times have you actually heard those words?


    Jesse

    Sic Semper Tyrannis
    April 20, 2017, 03:12 PM
    Sig2340
    quote:
    Originally posted by rsbolo:
    "You were right honey."


    Are you hearing it if you say it to your spouse/SO? I ask cause you'll never hear them say it.


    I thought of another.

    "Ohhhhh, you love me long time."




    Nice is overrated

    "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
    Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
    April 20, 2017, 03:43 PM
    fiasconva
    It's under warranty so no charge.


    "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra