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stupid beyond
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Here is your bourbon sir.



What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin

Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke
 
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All tests are normal.
See you in a year.


Jim
 
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SIG's 'n Surefires
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From my 35 yr old cop son, at the end of every weekly phone call: "Love ya Dad".



"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth
"Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms." -Aristotle
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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That's not your obituary.



Nice is overrated

And people wonder why I carry a SIG P320

Death to Terrorists
 
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Now in Florida
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Would you like one?
(usually from my niece offering to share whatever treat she has at the moment)
 
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"I have this old gun I don't want any more..."
 
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quote:
Originally posted by chongosuerte:
"Those aren't my pants"


Or a classic..."Those aren't my underwear!"


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Eddie

Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina

Building high performance custom homes on beautiful Smith Mt. Lake, VA
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Originally posted by Deqlyn:
Here is your bourbon sir.


Or beer. Or double of Maker's Mark.
Any of the 4 barmaids at the place I frequent have a pleasing voice.


I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
 
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chickenshit
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"You were right honey."


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The kids are out of the house, why don't we go upstairs!


Living the Dream
 
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Unapologetic Old
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From MDOT: End Construction



Has that ever been said by MDOT?


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- "This town reminds me of something in the bible."
- "Which part?"
- "The part right before god gets angry"
 
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Please...
...thank you
 
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Have a nice day!
You are the only one for me.
I'm happy that I have you.
 
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Can't see it from my house
stomp a mudhole in it and walk it dry!
I love you Dad
Colbeer? Smile
 
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Drill Here, Drill Now
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Originally posted by rsbolo:
"You were right honey."
Winner!

Also, enjoy:
  • please
  • thank you



    Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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    Drill Here, Drill Now
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    quote:
    Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
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    From MDOT: End Construction



    Has that ever been said by MDOT?
    State Bird returns every spring like clockwork:



    Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

    DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
     
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    From any public speaker: "I'll be brief"

    Its on the house.

    I've got some beer left, want one?

    Its covered under warranty.


    Unhappy ammo seeker
     
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    Ammoholic
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    quote:
    Originally posted by rsbolo:
    "You were right honey."


    Really? How many times have you actually heard those words?



    Jesse

    A couple SIGs and a few others
     
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    Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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    Originally posted by rsbolo:
    "You were right honey."


    Are you hearing it if you say it to your spouse/SO? I ask cause you'll never hear them say it.


    I thought of another.

    "Ohhhhh, you love me long time."



    Nice is overrated

    And people wonder why I carry a SIG P320

    Death to Terrorists
     
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    It's under warranty so no charge.



    "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
     
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