It was such a well conceived plan....I have no idea what went wrong. Now poor Timofey's truck is 40 feet down in the Columbia river.



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017...getaway-attempt.html

"Timofey Errofeeff".

Dumbass.

Everybody knows you can't jump that distance without a horn that plays the first 12 notes of Dixie.

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Originally posted by arfmel:
"Timofey Errofeeff".

LLLEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY JJJENNNNKKKINNS!!!!

Caught him cold

The EPA will probably make his life harder over the fuel spill than the justice system ever would over burgling a bunch of boats.

Timofey should be leery of what trips he takes.

You know when you see a name like that, that the guy's parents (or, parent, more likely) are just plain stupid.

Acorn/Tree

All to (potentially) avoid a misdemeanor trespass charge. Nutz.

A two digit IQ

Haha. It’s like that guy with a warrant that ran from Rocky River PD and fell off a cliff. Oopsie.

That boy us just ate up with the stupid.

Always amazed me on the cop job the bad guys who took a minor beef and escalated it into 30 yrs in the big house.

I have a $40 traffic ticket warrant, so I'll flee, steal a car, have five different Agencies pursue me, do some property damage and a few MV accidents along the way....to get out of a forty dollar warrant.

Then again with a name like that....Imagine the gene pool he has to draw from. He was toast the day he was born.

Did his parents write with a lisp?

I doubt that they wrote at all.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
You know when you see a name like that, that the guy's parents (or, parent, more likely) are just plain stupid.

Acorn/Tree

Or Russian.

Timofey is the Russian equivalent of Timothy.

Now that is commitment, brake lights never came on!

I'da thrown him a handy anvil.

tac

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Originally posted by Strambo:
All to (potentially) avoid a misdemeanor trespass charge. Nutz.

He was on parole, so there's a bit more to it than that.

Bottom line: He's an idiot, plus he didn't want to go back to prison.

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Originally posted by Sig2340:
Timofey is the Russian equivalent of Timothy.

Erofeeff/Erofeev/Erofeyev is a Russian surname too.

What amazed me is the number of idiots who tried to escape by jumping into our river. A six to seven knot current in the middle of marshland. Two morons did it in Feb. One made it halfway across. the other actually made it all the way across. right where the CG copter was waiting. Dam fool actually had some fight left in him when the crewman clocked him and brought him back.

But it wasn't his fault. I heard it was a defective GM ignition switch that caused it.