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Thinking back a few years, living in Fla., I remember Hurricane Irma. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing, the horizontal streaming rain, flying roofing iron and destroyed fences as well as the unnerving sound-levels, my wife was rooted to the spot. She stared and stared through the glass of the window. Immovable, with her nose pressed to the windowpane, the stark fear in her eyes will stay with me forever. Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I was able to open the door and let her in. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | ||
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Somehow I don’t think my wife will appreciate your humor (but I do  ) | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
It's a husband thing, no one else will understand it.  "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Well, my schedule is full today. Will it be ok to laugh next Thursday? I'll pencil you in. | |||
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I'll have to get back to you, pretty busy myself today. I'll follow up next Friday about your inquiry to laugh next Thursday.  | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
Hey guys. That was two completely different hurricanes. | |||
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I don't know how I missed that. Sorry everyone. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Great minds...  When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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I knew this wouldn't go well, but sometimes I just gotta be a jerk - I just read this to my wife and visiting daughter. They were silent for a minute, then one of them told me how bad that joke was, and the other agreed. So I fulfilled my duty to defend the male race though Sun Tzu would probably not have approved. But damn that was funny. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
Ask them why Helen Keller couldn't drive. (Because she was a woman.) When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Member |
Ok standby. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Quoting in real-time: "That's not funny... WHY do you think that's funny ???" Wives are so predictable. Unlike the Great SIGFORM ! Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Now show them this: When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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