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Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
 
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just sent this to my daughter she is a math nerd Big Grin


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Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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And a cetology one:



Five unicorns.

In the foreground.

Ignore the herd of unicorns in the background.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
 
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Chemistry funny:

Two guys walk into a bar. The Bartender asks 'So fellas - what'll it be?".

First guy says "I'll have some H20"

Second guy says "I'll have some H2O too"

Bartender serves 'em up.

Second guy died.

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Just laughed out loud for the first time today! Thanks guys, I needed that!
 
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Why does hamburger have less calories than the same amount of beef?

Because it is in the ground state.


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Sent it to my son the Chemistry major - that's an old one dad.
- Good - so am I


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Ethics, antics,
and ballistics
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A physicist emails another physicist about the theory of relativity and accidentally leaves out a letter....

Roger emails Charles:

"Hey Chuck. Quick question. So if the closer you get to the speed of light you approach infinite mass, what happens when your ass gets so big it blocks out any light?"

Charles responds to Roger:

"I don't know Roger. Why don't you ask your wife?"


-Dtech
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Knows too little
about too much
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Excellent!

Thanks,

RMD




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Some good ones guys!



Serious about crackers
 
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