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Unapologetic Old
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Candy eating procedure question....

I eat Kit Kats like a human should. You snap off a rectangle piece and eat it from the end. My wife just bites across the pieces without breaking them off. This is just barbarism.

She will only eat M&Ms one color at a time where as I just grab some and shove em in, regardless of color. She insists this is far more objectionable then her Kit Kat ridiculousness.

Question:
Which is wrong? Or more wrong if you hate both..

Choices:
Eating a Kit Kat without breaking it
Eating more than one color M&M at a time

 


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One color at a time is a bit OCD for me. You need to have that as an option, too.


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Eat however you like. IT'S A FREAKING CANDY, MAN! Big Grin






 
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Why not wedge the M&M's in the cracks of the Kit Kats and then eat them?


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So eating a Kit Kat lengthwise like corn on the cob is not even an option?
 
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Who would eat M&Ms when there are Kit Kats? M&MS are barely even chocolate. Not worth the calories.

Unless your talking about the peanut butter M&Ms of course...
 
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If im planning on eating the whole kitkat, I just open it up, hold it by the wrapper, and eat them while still together
 
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I eat Kit Kats one bar at a time.

I eat M&Ms one color at a time.

Any other way is wrong. Wink



I'm a bit on the OCD side, though. When my wife is eating Peanut M&Ms, she will feed me the green ones only (those are the best, as everybody knows).



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Peanut M&M's are my candies of choice. My Mother taught me colors with them. She'd hold one, hidden in her hand, if I guessed the color correctly, I got to eat it. If I got the color wrong, my Dad got to eat it. I have OCD issues & have always eaten them 1 color at a time. I figured most people just eat them, but it's nice to know there are other, like-minded people out there.
I would eat Kit Kats by breaking the stick off 1st, then eating the stick of it from the end. (If I ate them. Which I don't)
 
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I'm lactose intolerant and thus chocolate and I have a...strained...relationship. Last time I ate a Kit Kat I was ill for the rest of the day.

However, in my mind separating out by color only makes sense when there's a flavor benefit, such as with Skittles.


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Who eats KitKats that way, beyond heathens? Shameful.

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Cross cutting a kit kat is ruinous. They should be slightly chilled and broken at the proper locations.

As bad as red wine with a delicate fish.

She should be given a stern talking to.


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I'm with you man!
Who sorts m&ms by color? You just grab a handful and go.


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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo:
If im planning on eating the whole kitkat, I just open it up, hold it by the wrapper, and eat them while still together


That is so third world. Do you bruise single malt scotch with water too? Quote from Charlie Brown: "Good Grief"

Jim


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I am weird. I agree with you on the kit kat, but her on the m and m's





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I'm sorry to be so blunt but you both are barbarians. That's one of the reasons knives and forks were invented.




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Eat however you like. IT'S A FREAKING CANDY, MAN! Big Grin


SPOT ON!

Only foul is missing your mouth! LOL



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The cake is a lie!
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo:
If im planning on eating the whole kitkat, I just open it up, hold it by the wrapper, and eat them while still together


That is so third world. Do you bruise single malt scotch with water too? Quote from Charlie Brown: "Good Grief"

Jim


I also put beans in my chili. Eek
 
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Snapped at the designed location - eaten from the end.

M&M's by the handfull, although I do enjoy when I get an Orange one.


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Your poll is deficient. It needs "both," "neither," and, for example, "I like ponies." Smile

You're both barbarians. Kit Kats should should be eaten one "row" at a time, M&Ms one colour at a time.




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