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Candy eating procedure question....
I eat Kit Kats like a human should. You snap off a rectangle piece and eat it from the end. My wife just bites across the pieces without breaking them off. This is just barbarism.
She will only eat M&Ms one color at a time where as I just grab some and shove em in, regardless of color. She insists this is far more objectionable then her Kit Kat ridiculousness.
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One color at a time is a bit OCD for me. You need to have that as an option, too.
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Eat however you like. IT'S A FREAKING CANDY, MAN!
Why not wedge the M&M's in the cracks of the Kit Kats and then eat them?
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So eating a Kit Kat lengthwise like corn on the cob is not even an option?
Who would eat M&Ms when there are Kit Kats? M&MS are barely even chocolate. Not worth the calories.
Unless your talking about the peanut butter M&Ms of course...
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If im planning on eating the whole kitkat, I just open it up, hold it by the wrapper, and eat them while still together
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I eat Kit Kats one bar at a time.
I eat M&Ms one color at a time.
Any other way is wrong.
I'm a bit on the OCD side, though. When my wife is eating Peanut M&Ms, she will feed me the green ones only (those are the best, as everybody knows).
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Peanut M&M's are my candies of choice. My Mother taught me colors with them. She'd hold one, hidden in her hand, if I guessed the color correctly, I got to eat it. If I got the color wrong, my Dad got to eat it. I have OCD issues & have always eaten them 1 color at a time. I figured most people just eat them, but it's nice to know there are other, like-minded people out there.
I would eat Kit Kats by breaking the stick off 1st, then eating the stick of it from the end. (If I ate them. Which I don't)
I'm lactose intolerant and thus chocolate and I have a...strained...relationship. Last time I ate a Kit Kat I was ill for the rest of the day.
However, in my mind separating out by color only makes sense when there's a flavor benefit, such as with Skittles.
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Who eats KitKats that way, beyond heathens? Shameful.
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Cross cutting a kit kat is ruinous. They should be slightly chilled and broken at the proper locations.
As bad as red wine with a delicate fish.
She should be given a stern talking to.
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I'm with you man!
Who sorts m&ms by color? You just grab a handful and go.
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I am weird. I agree with you on the kit kat, but her on the m and m's
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I'm sorry to be so blunt but you both are barbarians. That's one of the reasons knives and forks were invented.
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I also put beans in my chili.
Snapped at the designed location - eaten from the end.
M&M's by the handfull, although I do enjoy when I get an Orange one.
Your poll is deficient. It needs "both," "neither," and, for example, "I like ponies."
You're both barbarians. Kit Kats should should be eaten one "row" at a time, M&Ms one colour at a time.
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