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"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
 
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"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
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Lord, please restrain my prurient impulses.
Stay my sense of humor.
Keep me from immoderate commentary.
Please Lord, don't let me go there.
Amen



"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
 
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So I need to spend some time working it in and loosening it up...
But I'm going to do that off camera...

Have a great April 1st!



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Check out his April 1st videos from years past, last year’s video is linked in the description as so on.

Outside of these funny videos I’ve learned a lot watching LPL’s channel I can now pick most common locks without issue. Only problem is I feel like I should just leave my front door open with a big sign pointing to my valuables once you realize how inadequate residential door locks are.



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Only improvement would be if when he opened door alarm went off at full volume.



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Only improvement would be if when he opened door alarm went off at full volume.


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Lord, please restrain my prurient impulses.
Stay my sense of humor.
Keep me from immoderate commentary.
Please Lord, don't let me go there.
Amen


Preach it!


Best regards,

Tom


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I haven't laughed that hard in a couple of weeks!
 
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I’ve learned a lot watching LPL’s channel


Same.

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Only problem is I feel like I should just leave my front door open with a big sign pointing to my valuables once you realize how inadequate residential door locks are.


Yeah, but you have to realize that (much like most residential gun "safes"), they're designed as a decent deterrent, not to thwart a determined and skilled burglar with time and the right tools.

The overwhelming majority of property crimes are crimes of opportunity, against the quickest and easiest targets. As long as you are not the quickest and easiest target, chances are they'll skip you in favor of whatever is.

So be smart, lock your doors, lock your special valuables up in safes, consider investing in a security system, and don't be an asshat who openly flaunts his nice things, and you'll most likely be just fine. Then have insurance for the off chance you end up not being just fine.
 
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Thank you.


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Where the hell is Para when you need him most? Didn't we have a long running thread about Butt Secks? Guess its been 10 or more years at least.

How about get some damn grease! As I recall, we all figured out RemOil was too thin as it washed out and ran off.


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Thanks for a much needed laugh.
 
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Great!

And in case you missed his last years video...
"Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver"




Link to original video: https://youtu.be/TRozAbaKs9M



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Lord, please restrain my prurient impulses.
Stay my sense of humor.
Keep me from immoderate commentary.
Please Lord, don't let me go there.
Amen


Big Grin

I can resist anything...but temptation!

NSFW



Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg
 
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Snortle.

Videos that I will watch over and over, ensuring my technique is almost always, correct.

I may need to wear eye protection next time I use that much lube.



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Snortle.

Videos that I will watch over and over, ensuring my technique is almost always, correct.

I may need to wear eye protection next time I use that much lube.


Well...you are a man from the "land down under". Wink
 
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