February 11, 2019, 11:32 AM
1s1kThe leader of the Democrats first class privaledge
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the real leader of the Democratic Party, boarded a flight to DC. Despite having a Coach boarding pass, she sat in 1st Class. When the flight attendant checked her pass, she explained that AOC’s seat was in Coach. Alexandria responded, “I’m Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez from the Bronx. I’m the youngest member of the House & I get whatever I want.” Frustrated, the flight attendant got her supervisor who spoke to AOC & received the same response. Frustrated, she got the copilot who experienced the same. The copilot then got the pilot who walked over and whispered in her ear. AOC immediately got up & took her assigned seat. The crew was amazed & asked the captain what he said. The captain replied, “That’s Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. I just told her that 1st Class is going to Chicago & Coach was going to DC.”
February 11, 2019, 12:13 PM
Elk HunterDamn, now you owe me a keyboard and a monitor! (hot coffee)
Thanks for the belly laugh!!
February 11, 2019, 12:16 PM
mcrimmI've heard that one before but it's more fitting with AOC a/k/a Dumb Shit #1
February 11, 2019, 12:23 PM
bigdealI know that's satire, but with AOC, you truly believe it could be a real encounter.